Are you smarter than a Fangfallen?

[neoexdeath]

Hey why cant i go home?

Because you dreamed bacon. That's why.

[ThatsMyBoy]

I am getting on in years and am hoping to make way for a new patient here as I move on to a managed care facility.

The voices in my head aren't so loud any more and since my hearing is going, I can't really make out what they are saying anyway. So I just nod my head as if I agree and go back to my knitting. I do hope that you find someone entertaining to fill my spot. This place is a lot of fun (when you aren't shocking us or shooting at us, or.....).

[neoexdeath]

I am getting on in years and am hoping to make way for a new patient here as I move on to a managed care facility.

The voices in my head aren't so loud any more and since my hearing is going, I can't really make out what they are saying anyway. So I just nod my head as if I agree and go back to my knitting. I do hope that you find someone entertaining to fill my spot. This place is a lot of fun (when you aren't shocking us or shooting at us, or.....).

Oh, comeon, it's just an Orbital Ion cannon, if it misses you, you will die anyway from the radiation. So don't worry.
And if you somehow survive, you will be paralyzed for a good week.

[Fangfallen]

I am getting on in years and am hoping to make way for a new patient here as I move on to a managed care facility.

The voices in my head aren't so loud any more and since my hearing is going, I can't really make out what they are saying anyway. So I just nod my head as if I agree and go back to my knitting. I do hope that you find someone entertaining to fill my spot. This place is a lot of fun (when you aren't shocking us or shooting at us, or.....).

Perhaps if you bedazzled your cannon so it won't seem quite so menacing..

[ThatsMyBoy]

My nephew is a lawyer and has reviewed the 59 pages of documentation showing the abuses that you have subjected your test subjects to. He is not happy and is preparing an injunction to shut this place down if you do not settle with us. I am seeking an immediate release from this deathtrap so that I can move to a facility where I don't get shock treatments 3 times a day. I also want a pudding cup.

lawsuit.png (175.86 KiB) Viewed 3190 times

[Fangfallen]

My nephew is a lawyer and has reviewed the 59 pages of documentation showing the abuses that you have subjected your test subjects to. He is not happy and is preparing an injunction to shut this place down if you do not settle with us. I am seeking an immediate release from this deathtrap so that I can move to a facility where I don't get shock treatments 3 times a day. I also want a pudding cup.

lawsuit.png

Well, this is an institute in Communist China, we practice with the full authority of the government. Good luck with that injunction.

[>(FM)<]

*replaced feces flinging with potato flinging*
*thows potato at fang*

[ThatsMyBoy]

Well, this is an institute in Communist China, we practice with the full authority of the government. Good luck with that injunction.

I have a few friends in town coming over to see me. Be nice and let them in so they don't have to knock down a wall.

A team.png (223.44 KiB) Viewed 3184 times

[Joshua]

Hey, TMB, are you sure you want to do that? Someone could get hurt. Look, here's a stapler, there's a wall. Why don't you go see if you can pin yourself to it?

[neoexdeath]

Well, this is an institute in Communist China, we practice with the full authority of the government. Good luck with that injunction.

I have a few friends in town coming over to see me. Be nice and let them in so they don't have to knock down a wall.

A team.png

Oh, yeahhhh. Some targets for my Ion cannon to fire at! *presses trigger*
*BOOM*

My nephew is a lawyer and has reviewed the 59 pages of documentation showing the abuses that you have subjected your test subjects to. He is not happy and is preparing an injunction to shut this place down if you do not settle with us. I am seeking an immediate release from this deathtrap so that I can move to a facility where I don't get shock treatments 3 times a day. I also want a pudding cup.

lawsuit.png

Another target for my Ion cannon! *presses trigger again*
*far BOOM*
Also, my Ion cannon drains power from our sun (like 0.00000001% per second when firing), so it's energy wont be drained too soon.
Now let Joshua to use shock therapy on you, or we will pin you on the wall with a stample (and still use shock therapy on you).