King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

But I am you ( )
I get the disease but I survive, because I am amazing. (I also stole your antidote as a backup. NO LOOP HOLE THERE. And yes, it was the real one.)
My guinea pigs also all survive. I replicate it and store it in my impossible to find safehouse. Then I give you a disease that eats your stomach lining out and kills you. No cure that you know of (Or anybody else except me MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)
then I watch your slow agonizing death as stomach acid leaks through your body. I throw the carcass into the sun. My hill.

[>(FM)<]

FBI Takes my brain and hooks it up to a robot,
(This robot has everything you can think of)
Lasers, bombs, etc.
*destroys guinea army*
Hunts for guinea but can not be found, must have fled,
FM's Hill

[guineazilla]

You can't destroy my army they all regenerate or respawn. They tear you to pieces and destroy your brain and eat your soul. I never fled I was in the fight (the one that cracked open your metal head with a spear) Hm. I'm very violent aren't I? Either way my hill.

[neoexdeath]

I kick you and your guinea army into the death hole, and I also place more death holes in the places where your g-pigs respawn.
My hill.

[guineazilla]

But respawn is random, some have respawned in a different universe
We all teleport out of the hole before we hit the bottom and we kill you. (Is it just me or is this topic really violent?). My hill.

[Verbal Kint]

Just passing by to spectate the action and I even forgot to take my flag with me.

Not my hill ! Don't care about it.

Before leaving I set up a trap to catch Jerry the mouse with a little piece of cheese.

[neoexdeath]

I... uhhh... erm....
My hill.

[>(FM)<]

Someone should be nice, and like totally revive me.
*Takes the imaginary hill*

[neoexdeath]

Keep your imaginary hill.
My hill.
PS: I can but I wont revive you cuz I'm too evil.

[>(FM)<]

Now, i don't even get my imaginary hill...