King of the Hill

[Ratburntro44]

Even though I apparently died long ago…

Another one of my transporter clones comes

I send a time vulture to attack Weed. It beats him. My hill.

[chris1726354]

I stab you with an orange.

My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I stab you with a spoon.
Weed's Hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I recover from the orange wound in a stunning 2 minutes and then proceed to smoke Weed. Take that however you want.

My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

You smoked K2 which kills you 10 minutes later.
Weeds Hill.

[Ratburntro44]

You lack an apostrophe, meaning the hill doesn't belong to you, it is just a hill full of weeds.

My new transporter clone claims it. My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I destroy your clone transporter with C4 and I trick your clone into signing the hill to me.
Weed's Hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Wasn't notarized, still my hill.

Also, I make a new batch of transporter clones of myself- many, in fact, and have all the clones hidden where you can't find them.

[jwl1000]

Wasn't notarized, still my hill.

Also, I make a new batch of transporter clones of myself- many, in fact, and have all the clones hidden where you can't find them.

i support ratburntro in this statement, and i help him hide the clones by using my very own mind as an encripted key. you would have to harvest my soul to attain that, and i have no idea how any of you would have the technology to do that. and if you did, please explain what it is, that way i can verify that you actually do happen to have that technology (that means you weed )
ratburntro44's hill...forever

[shocker14]

You accidentally throw a ice pack at my head while you are fighting, healing me while I set nitroglycerine on the hill, destroying it, then I resurrect it with my mind.

My hill (because the drones are annihilated because I destroyed the hill