King of the Hill

[Ratburntro44]

You fall asleep, I roll you off.

My hill.

[chris1726354]

I steal your lungs when you're not looking.

My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

The Doctor (from Star Trek Voyager, not from Doctor Who) uses a hologram generator to generate a set of holographic lungs. Although I have to be restrained physically except for my head, I use the phaser in my mouth to take you out.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

I confiscate your phasers and your other weapons. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Using advanced alien technology, I successfully get new lungs. I then escape and set a transporter on your coordinates. I then delete you while you are in the transporter buffer.

My hill.

[jwl1000]

i trade my soul and emotions to become an unstoppable cyberman. i delete you and take the hill
my hill

[Ratburntro44]

One of my other transporter clones (who technically is just as much me) takes you in with a tractor beam then destroys you with a phaser.

My hill.

[jwl1000]

D:

[Vortex_Master]

I show you all a furry hentai flash game, and while everyone is amazed with it, I take the hill. My hill.

[guineazilla]

I blind side you with a bat. My hill.