King of the Hill

[Ratburntro44]

Luckily, your aim was very off. You end up hitting Lopdo. With him no longer around to pay for the server, Vortex Wars goes down… forever. You slowly descend into anger and insanity, finally deciding, in the end, to buy an ice cream cone. I take the hill.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

You pesky bastards! Well, fortunately Q didn't remove me from the universe because I used the Astral Void to escape into another world. Now I'm back with new powers and you die from a plague spit by my creatures in ur drink. (and it's not contagious). When you die I convert your soul and store it in my orb.
My hill.

[guineazilla]

I never hit lopdo, it was a cardboard cutout placed there by you. I push noexdeath into an infinite loop that pushes him into another infinite loop if he tries to escape. My hill.

[Guest77]

I am agent 0077 of the MI6. I have a license to kill. I use the golden gun to fire a single shot at you, which of course hits, and you die.

I take the hill.

[guineazilla]

But the golden mauser is the weakest gun in Raze and thus I was only pretending t be dead, and I shoot you with an Ion cannon. My hill.

[Guest77]

Your ion cannon reflects off my mirror and hits you smack dab in the face.

You never had my hill.

[Ratburntro44]

My soul is now in neoexdeath's orb. Without him realising it, I slowly corrupt him from within the orb, and eventually trade his soul for mine. Possessing him, I manage to reach the Enterprise where I transfer my soul to one of my transporter clones. I then come back, destroy the orb, and turn Guest77's mirror around. He then sees, with horror, that he is no longer on the hill… because he fell off.

My hill.

[Guest77]

Before tumbling down the hill, I grabbed onto Ratburntro44's leg and he came tumbling down with me.

Nobody's hill.

[Ratburntro44]

It turns out you were only holding on to my pants- my pants come off but my legs stay free.


My hill.

[guineazilla]

I leap out from a bush and slice you in half. My hill.