King of the Hill

[Vortex_Master]

Steven Moffat writes me into the story as king of the hill.
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I reprogram a transporter to make copies of me. Using tons of copies of myself, I storm the hill and take control of it.

I'm not sure whether that counts as singular or plural, so…

My/Our hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I am beamed up last minute. My Enterprise.
Wait...

Then I have O'Brian beam up you and all your copies, and beam me back down to the hill.
My hill.

[jwl1000]

I contact the Avengers who consider VM to be a dangerous threat. they imprison him in level 5 security.
My hill

[Vortex_Master]

After 1 second, they see I am no longer a threat and release me. I kick you off of the hill.
The hill is mine!

[Ratburntro44]

I throw a cookie far from the hill. You chase after it, I take the hill.

My hill.

[Contor42]

I throw a biology book (new edition ) and ratburntro cant handle the urge to know more, so he chases after it.
My hill

[Ratburntro44]

Heh, little do you know I don't like biology. The book comes flying back at you and smacks you in the face.

My hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I throw a statistics text book away from the hill and Ratburntro44 goes chasing after it. I then proceed to take the hill for myself.
My hill.

[guineazilla]

I slap you with my guinea pig book, leaving a permanent imprint on your face as you fall unconscious from my hill.