King of the Hill

[Contor42]

Ugh, I can't come with something original for that... I summon Q and kind please him to remove you from the universe. And he does.
My hill.

your attempt fails, and Q removes you
no one's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

Ugh, I can't come with something original for that... I summon Q and kind please him to remove you from the universe. And he does.
My hill.

your attempt fails, and Q removes you
no one's hill.

Actually it is still Ratburntro44's hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Ugh, I can't come with something original for that... I summon Q and kind please him to remove you from the universe. And he does.
My hill.

your attempt fails, and Q removes you
no one's hill.

Actually it is still Ratburntro44's hill.

How convenient.

[Contor42]

ah yes. sorry for the mix-up

[jwl1000]

I disguise myself as a dalek and convince them to conquer the hill with me
my hill

[Ratburntro44]

I reconstruct Alex Murphy into RoboCop. He takes out the daleks and gives the hill to me.

My hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I get the Cult of Scarrow to make humans into Daleks and take over Manhattan... But the Doctor foils my plan, so I get the Master to destroy Robocop by unknown ways.
The Master then kills me. The Master's hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I eat all of the Master's macaroni. While he is making more, I take the hill.

My hill.

[jwl1000]

The master is done making macaroni and destroys you for eating it all the first time.
i walk up and plant a flag on the hill
My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Stephan Pastis, using his magical plot-hole resolving powers, un-destroys me.

I kick your flag off.

My hill.