King of the Hill

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I use force mind tricks on you, and you give me the hill.
Weed's hill.

[jwl1000]

force mind tricks work on me, but they don't work on the doctor, who atomic screwdrivers your head in to an explosion

[Ratburntro44]

I beg Q to remove him from the universe. Q does so in payment for saving him from the Calamarain.

My hill.

[Guest77]

As the last human in the universe (essentially being a slab of skin), I command my alien friends to kill all of you by use of heavy explosives.

I take control of the hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I cannot come up with an original plan, so I just do what the Doctor did to foil your plans.

My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I give you a high five to the face.
Weed's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I drink a V8, then proceed to knock you up side the head, causing you to fall off of the hill.
My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I drink a red bull, which gives me wings and I fly up the hill and punch you off.
Weed's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I go back in time and knock the red bull from your hand. My hill.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I go back in time to knock you out the way from knocking the red bull from my hand.
Weed's hill.