Sincityman wrote:Sundancer wrote:Sincityman wrote:In Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher, driving down a country road, noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied, "Use both hands."
I don't have that much of an idea.
You don't get it
I just don't understand why the cows would have shit, and why would they keep it in the pond.
