I'm hoping this is the right type of post...

[Fiendess]

I'm the shovel and i kill my owner and chase you and wack your neck for the flag.

[techgump]

When suddenly all ceases to exist for all of you as techgump pulls the plug on the virtual reality program he created on which you all existed in, get's up from his chair, and floats away into nothingness with the only real flag, never to be heard of or seen again.

[Ratburntro44]

Unfortunately for you, I escape the machine, become real, better, and stronger. I then use a flashlight to find you and take the flag.

[Joriom]

And then the school bell rings and you all run straight out off the classrom and I just take the flag that all the time stood on my, teachers, desk.

[raonabsolutezero]

But what Joriom took was not a flag, it was an atomic bomb with a flag drawn on it, and while he explodes, i run with the flag in other dimension, and implode in it! HAHA, ILL KEEP THE FLAG FOREVER!

[techgump]

But in the END, everyone wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream. Meanwhile, techgump as he always has and will, is holding the flag at an undisclosed location.

[Ratburntro44]

Fine then. Be that way.

But while you are distracted playing Vortex Wars, I destroy the whole universe, then steal the flag from it's spawn point in the new universe.

[techgump]

When suddenly the mouse Ratburntro44 realizes that by destroying his universe, he has destroyed all matter within it, and finds himself along with the flag and it's spawn point, being ripped apart in painful agony by the lack of gravity. Meanwhile, techgump watches from another universe, still holding the real and only flag. Of course, techgump is still at his undisclosed location.

[Ratburntro44]

I am non-corporeal, therefore I cannot be ripped apart. I decide to go possess your computer so you can't play Vortex Wars until you give me the flag. Within 8 milliseconds I have the flag.

[raonabsolutezero]

Then i make an exchange with Rat, giving him cheese and he gives me the flag! The cheese was poisoned so Rat is dead and I have the flag!