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Repost Joke Time

Postby jwl1000 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:28 am

i think i haven't heard a good joke in a while so this is a joke-topic. just post a joke. i'll start

(true story)
So a pastor and his family were going to move to Africa to do missions work. on the day that they were leaving, he and his family packed all of their luggage on the roof of their car, and all six family members piled in to the small car and headed for the airport. so just before they got to the airport, they decided for their last food stop to go to McDonalds. when they got to the window of the drive through, the McDonalds employee asked them, "so where are y'all headed?" the whole family was pretty excited and bubbled "We're going to africa to be missionaries!" to which point the employee looked at them, at all the luggage on the top of the car, at all of them crammed into the small car, and asked with a bit of a perplexed look, "are you driving there?"
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby royalblue » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:37 am

I don't get it.

Every time I think it makes sense, I lose it, and it stops making sense.

I think it's funny, I just can't tell why. Or where. Or whatever.
I honestly don't remember why I decided to type everything in blue.
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby BeatlesFan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:45 am

royalblue wrote:I don't get it.

Every time I think it makes sense, I lose it, and it stops making sense.

I think it's funny, I just can't tell why. Or where. Or whatever.


It completely makes sense. He started off with "I think I haven't heard a good joke in a while".
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby royalblue » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:45 am

So was it supposed to not make sense?
I honestly don't remember why I decided to type everything in blue.
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby jwl1000 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:51 am

crap, my joke didn't make sense?
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby Fangfallen » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:52 am

It made since. You just worded it in a way that made it difficult to decipher.
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby jwl1000 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:52 am

yeah it is pretty hard too follow
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby royalblue » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:53 am

jwl1000 wrote:crap, my joke didn't make sense?

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but no, it didn't.
I honestly don't remember why I decided to type everything in blue.
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby jwl1000 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:53 am

oh well. someone else post a joke.
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Re: Repost Joke Time

Postby Fangfallen » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:56 am

jwl1000 wrote:I don't think I've heard a good joke in a while. I've decided to make this a joke-topic. All you have to do is post a joke. I'll start.

(True Story)
A pastor and his family are going to move to Africa to do missions work. On the day that they were leaving he and his family packed all the luggage they were allowed to carry on the plane onto the roof of their car. All six family members piled into the small car. That morning before they left America, they had their last fast food stop; they decided to go to McDonalds. When they got through to get their food at the window of the drive-thru the employee asked them, "So where are y'all headed?" The whole family was pretty excited and bubbled "We're going to Africa to be missionaries!", to which point the employee looked at them a bit perplexed, looked at all the luggage on the top of the car, looked at all of them crammed into the small car, and asked, "Are you driving?"
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