King of the Hill

[Fangfallen]

I shoot you with a chicken. My hill.

[Vortex_Master]

The egg doesn't kill me, and my blue blood makes you slip and fall off. My purple hill.

[jwl1000]

ok. i walk up, kindly use diplomacy with vortex_master and he agrees to give me ownership of the hill for 1.3 Million dollars (or pounds for other people? euros? i have no idea.)

[JeremiahPedoBear]

you badly need crack and you sell the hill to me for $20
Weed's hill

[Fangfallen]

I then pay double that to jeremiah and he gives me the hill.
I set up impenetrable protection of every type so that there is no possible way to steal it from me...none at all.
But I'm not greedy with my new power so I divide the hill into equal portions and give it to every one. Now everybody has a part of the hill that can never be stolen ever, never be destroyed, or lose. It's value.
I win.
Topic is over.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

I then pay double that to jeremiah and he gives me the hill.
I set up impenetrable protection of every type so that there is no possible way to steal it from me...none at all.
But I'm not greedy with my new power so I divide the hill into equal portions and give it to every one. Now everybody has a part of the hill that can never be stolen ever, never be destroyed, or lose. It's value.
I win.
Topic is over.

But our greed wants us to have more of the hill until we are fighting again for the hill
Weed's hill

[Fangfallen]

Impossible the hill is divided equally and protected forever with no hope of theft or greed.
Everyone's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

Clans form and wars start, and the members of WC, lead by me, win the hill. WC's hill, therefore, my hill.

[Fangfallen]

Impossible the hill is divided equally and protected forever with no hope of theft or greed.
Everyone's hill.

[jwl1000]

Impossible the hill is divided equally and protected forever with no hope of theft or greed.
Everyone's hill.

i make a new hill that is cooler. it is mine.