The Moonlight Café

[necrocat219]

Just played in a chess match and lost my queen in 10 turns like the donut I am

[Autumnwolf17]

Just lying in the dark, listening to creepypastas and trying to scare myself like every rational human being likes to do from time to time. You know, everything everyone like me normally does. So, the good news is that I am finding some wonderfully good ones, enough to at least make me nervous, which for some reason is something I enjoy to no end.

The bad news is, I almost had a heart attack. Now, imagine it, I'm in a dark room, listening on headphones, right at that wonderful climax of a decently scary story. ("Abandoned by Disney", it's much better than it sounds). And, as any good horror enthusiast does, I am allowing myself to really get into the story, and sure enough, I'm appropriately apprehensive.

So anyway, it's about this time that I notice that my screen is slightly smudged, and since its just a picture in the background of the video, I absentmindedly try clearing the screen with the cloth of my shirt. Here's the thing: it's a touchscreen, so as soon as I touched it, it gave me the pop-up video options, and I guess while I was cleaning it (because I wasn't looking), I must have hit the volume slide, because suddenly, my volume shot all the way to the highest possible mark, essentially defending me and scaring the sh!t out of me because it was so unexpected.

But, like the calm, controlled guy I am, I didn't scream at all, I didn't even shout. Instead, I just fell out of bed and slammed my head against my desk. Because I'm just really smooth like that. (It hurts)

(BTW, if anyone has any suggestions for any good scary stories or videos for me, please suggest them. Just make sure it's not just a collection of jumpscares, because those get really old, really quickly.)

[calleharnemark]

Just lying in the dark, listening to creepypastas and trying to scare myself like every rational human being likes to do from time to time. You know, everything everyone like me normally does. So, the good news is that I am finding some wonderfully good ones, enough to at least make me nervous, which for some reason is something I enjoy to no end.

The bad news is, I almost had a heart attack. Now, imagine it, I'm in a dark room, listening on headphones, right at that wonderful climax of a decently scary story. ("Abandoned by Disney", it's much better than it sounds). And, as any good horror enthusiast does, I am allowing myself to really get into the story, and sure enough, I'm appropriately apprehensive.

So anyway, it's about this time that I notice that my screen is slightly smudged, and since its just a picture in the background of the video, I absentmindedly try clearing the screen with the cloth of my shirt. Here's the thing: it's a touchscreen, so as soon as I touched it, it gave me the pop-up video options, and I guess while I was cleaning it (because I wasn't looking), I must have hit the volume slide, because suddenly, my volume shot all the way to the highest possible mark, essentially defending me and scaring the sh!t out of me because it was so unexpected.

But, like the calm, controlled guy I am, I didn't scream at all, I didn't even shout. Instead, I just fell out of bed and slammed my head against my desk. Because I'm just really smooth like that. (It hurts)

(BTW, if anyone has any suggestions for any good scary stories or videos for me, please suggest them. Just make sure it's not just a collection of jumpscares, because those get really old, really quickly.)

This is actually pretty cute. I would be scared too but I love to be scared along with others. Just being creeped out. Jumpscares are just mean. I want a creepy feeling that sticks in your head and makes you unable to sleep. My imagination surely can make something fun, sexyor entertaining out of it.

[Autumnwolf17]

My pain is cute. I feel accomplished.

[calleharnemark]

My pain is cute. I feel accomplished.

LOL.

[Fangfallen]

Haha. Girls like to know guys have feelings. Be macho, but not to macho.

[calleharnemark]

Haha. Girls like to know guys have feelings. Be macho, but not to macho.

Yeah, but it's not that I find cute. It's the way he feels that is cute.

[Autumnwolf17]

Haha. Girls like to know guys have feelings. Be macho, but not to macho.

Yeah, but it's not that I find cute. It's the way he feels that is cute.

I think I almost understand what your saying, but not quite.

[Fangfallen]

Haha. Girls like to know guys have feelings. Be macho, but not to macho.

Yeah, but it's not that I find cute. It's the way he feels that is cute.

I think I almost understand what your saying, but not quite.

Get used to it. Most men never fully understand women...

I understand what you meant there Cate.

[Autumnwolf17]

Next time I want to make a good impression on a girl, I will find a way to hurt myself first.