King of the Hill

[neoexdeath]

You dont banish me from this world.. so i escape and i free fangfallen and we return with a new army of the undead and they eat your brains and we retake the hill

Our hill!

Yeah, but the gods protect me so the zombies get vaporized before they even touch me. About you 2... enjoy the rest of your life in my bile jar.
My hill.

[MONGOOSEICLON]

but since the gods protected you, you have to pay them debt by serving them for 5 years in heaven (actually, that doesn't sound too bad...)

Iclons hill

[chris1726354]

Due to a severe rift in time and space, me and derka are sucked into void along with you. Since we are immune to everything we are forced to rule the hill together and block off all access in any way shape or form to everyone else.

OUR hill FOREVER

You can't be sucked in the void with me because you and derka are in my bile jar and the heaven is just an illusion.

Instead of going to the Void, I go to the Astral. Since the Astral is the very substance of the physical world (more than that), you cannot block access from it. I return as a spectral being (not a ghost). It looks like you'll just have to deal with me.

Yeah but I drain your astral power and return it to the Astral realm. Because you were in the astral form so much time you are too confused to fight back. I easily banish you from this world .
My hill.

You can only banish me if you have a Crystal of ***** built from a Crystal of ***** built from a Crystal of ***** and an adequate supply of ******** and ****. You'll also need ****** ******* and you'll need to know the right ******. Since you have none of those I'm still here, and yo're unable to do anything about it. Also, being in the void doesn't confuse me, it does the opposite. I'm immortal btw.

[DERKA_J1988]

oh.. i am ******** so i win .. my hill

[chris1726354]

oh.. i am ******** so i win .. my hill

Still here . Our hill.

[DERKA_J1988]

i turn u mortal and kill you then teabag your body then throw ur body out and retake the hill..

No hill for you...

i bring fangfallen back and we retake the hill and build up walls and defences around the hill with the UHO zombie army to guard the walls...

not easy to kill btw

[neoexdeath]

Due to a severe rift in time and space, me and derka are sucked into void along with you. Since we are immune to everything we are forced to rule the hill together and block off all access in any way shape or form to everyone else.

OUR hill FOREVER

You can't be sucked in the void with me because you and derka are in my bile jar and the heaven is just an illusion.

Instead of going to the Void, I go to the Astral. Since the Astral is the very substance of the physical world (more than that), you cannot block access from it. I return as a spectral being (not a ghost). It looks like you'll just have to deal with me.

Yeah but I drain your astral power and return it to the Astral realm. Because you were in the astral form so much time you are too confused to fight back. I easily banish you from this world .
My hill.

You can only banish me if you have a Crystal of ***** built from a Crystal of ***** built from a Crystal of ***** and an adequate supply of ******** and ****. You'll also need ****** ******* and you'll need to know the right ******. Since you have none of those I'm still here, and yo're unable to do anything about it. Also, being in the void doesn't confuse me, it does the opposite. I'm immortal btw.

You are wrong. There are others way to banish you. Like desecrating your altar. And for that I just need a spirit... which I have! I sacrifice derka and desecrate your altar and... be banished!
My and fangfallen's hill.

[DERKA_J1988]

the gods get mad at you and turn me into their immortal servant. and i come back to life and kill you with the blade u used to sacrifice me.. then i burn that alter and declare no one can take the hill unless you make love to one of the female goddess...

but its kinda impossible cuz they dont like sex lol

[neoexdeath]

the gods get mad at you and turn me into their immortal servant. and i come back to life and kill you with the blade u used to sacrifice me.. then i burn that alter and declare no one can take the hill unless you make love to one of the female goddess...

but its kinda impossible cuz they dont like sex lol

Well, my altar is the link to the gods. They actually didn't get mad on me cuz they didn't break the link (desecrate my altar). And I didn't use a blade to sacrifice you, it was a magic link. Well you return, but in weaker form cuz you died, and I make you my servant (well it's not slavery, but you have to be nice).
My, fangfallen and derka's hill.

[DERKA_J1988]

3 musketers hill