King of the Hill

[Vortex_Master]

I throw it in your face and get her Fro-Yo. My hill.

[chris1726354]

Your girlfriend is angry that you took her ice cream and threw it at me. She calls you a jerk and go's out with me instead. We have a lovely afternoon on my hill.

[Vortex_Master]

You took it too far. You are lucky 1.) This is the internet. 2.) You are alright.
I kill you. My hill.

[chris1726354]

Yeah I thought it might be too far. Sorry about that.

"and we have a lovely afternoon on my hill"* (still your hill)

[MONGOOSEICLON]

i blind you with my pasty white legs!

The Great White Goose hill

[neoexdeath]

But you blind even yourself with your pasty white legs. I cast an anti-blind spell to cure my blindness and I take the hill.
My hill.

[neoexdeath]

But you blind even yourself with your pasty white legs. I cast an anti-blind spell to cure my blindness and I take the hill.
My hill.

[Vortex_Master]

You double posted. My hill.

[guineazilla]

You are just renting my hill. Pay your rent or I will kick you off.
You failed to pay your rent. My hill.

[chris1726354]

You failed to pay your taxes. My hill.