The Blue Room

[Fangfallen]

Heh, Rat can get the answer to anything if he tries hard enough
No seriously watch.

Rat, solve this
(9^62773 + 2)^83721= 83721 x log (9^62773 + 2)

Ok well yea that wasnt to hard if you know what your doing but I know rat "loves" logarithms...

[Fangfallen]

I admit to having copied the below... but this is for you as well mr rat.

Information required to complete the questions
You are given a triangle that has sides of 66cm, 73cm, and 94cm. One of the angles is right-angled (meaning that it is possible by trial and error to calculate what each of the angles are). Inside this triangle is a square, so that three corners are in contact with the lines bounding the triangle. One of the sides or the square, which we shall now dub z, is also tangent to a circle, with a radius such that the centre of the circle lies along the side of the triangle with length 73cm. You are also given a regular octagon, which you are told is the same area as the total are of the circle and triangle if they are taken together (i.e. the overlapping area is not counted twice), and one side of this octagon forms another side of equal length belonging to a second square. The area of this square is dubbed x.

Question 1
Give the value, to three significant figures, of x.

Question 2
An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

Question 3
Prove that the triangle above exists.

Question 4
What is the area of a octagon of side length y, in cubic inches. (Note that this question uses non-euclidean goemetry)

Question 5
Through cunning use of Pythaogoras' Theorem, prove that aliens do not exist.

Question 6
If Failed to parse (lexing error): 48y^2+πy-6778=x , then what does y smell like? (wtf does this even mean?)

[Ratburntro44]

1) It is impossible to give this because the values I am given are only presented with 2 significant figures.
2) A side length can be equal to the square root of x, but not a side itself, therefore this is impossible
3) The triangle above cannot exist due to the answer for (2)
4) Insufficient information is provided in this question
5) A quick search will indicate that "Pythaogoras' Theorem" does not exist
6) y, being a letter on a monitor, smells like a computer
7) What.

I like uncyclopedia too.

[Autumnwolf17]

Arecibo message.

Edit: Way I figured out was by making it in everybody edits. About 1/3 through I realized I'd seen it before, figured out what it was right in the middle of the person.

Aww, I could have got that one... I recognized the human and the DNA and everything.

[royalblue]

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[royalblue]

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[chris1726354]

Can I get a link to that?

[calleharnemark]

Blue vs. Cleverbot II.png

Seems legit.

[royalblue]

Can I get a link to that?

Just Google cleverbot. It's the first thing that comes up.

[guineazilla]

And under that sould be Not soCleverbot
I use to go there but the site went down I never tried agian
Maybe I should.
Edit
Do you mind if i post some of my own?