King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

I have a fan. You die from your own secret power. My hill.

[infected]

lol but my nerds r still there they get hot take the fan then i use my secret power my hill

[chris1726354]

I have air freshener and I'm a nerd so your nerds don't attack me since I'm one of them. My hill.

[neoexdeath]

Well since you are not made of diamond now I kill you (with an arrow on the knee lol)
My hill

[infected]

well i get my friend kung fu panda he goes jumps on u then i fart in ur face causing u to die my hill

[guineazilla]

I stuff a diamond in your mouth. You suffocate, my hill.

[chris1726354]

i take the diamond from his mouth and use it to hire a small army of assassins, who kill you and are now guarding me. Btw, I still have air-freshener (and so do my assassins).

[infected]

i fly up in a helicopter use a nuke to kill u plant a flag in the crater my hill
PS it will grow back

[guineazilla]

How.... wha....
Well while you are growing your hill tree the real hill is mine yours was only an illusion. My hill

[infected]

my hill starts growing big and strong to be taller then urs so it is again my hill