King of the Hill

[neoexdeath]

I throw you in a hole through the bedrock.
MY HILL

[>(FM)<]

I clone 15 million chuck norris's under my control
they surround the hill
FM'S HILL!

[guineazilla]

I leave.
My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I come.
My hill

[guineazilla]

I give you a chuncm of the hill and you go away, content. I put a chunk in my pocket so the hill will always be with me.

My hill.

[Slengar]

I pickpocket you and steal the chunk.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

Yeah you run away with that I'll just sit here and own the hill,
which is still my hill....

[Slengar]

I genetically modify the chunk and clone it multiple times to make a bigger hill. I then attach wheels to it and run over you and your hill.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

t I jumped over and wpn fire-kicked you off of your hill and land on it as it passes by then changing its direction so it runs over you I then pump hydrogen into the old hill which reflates it and makes it float so I'm of the ground. hen make it rain dirt on your head, just to bury you while you are down, literally.

[Slengar]

I kidnap a mole and force him to dig me a way out. Then I point up at the sky and rage at you.

Your hill >_>