Corrupt a WISH

[guineazilla]

Granted, but then:
the game crashes and people stone you to death for destroyng the VW world
Everyone gangs up on you and you quickly go to negative 2 mil.
Or you're banned for hacking.
Whichever comes first.
I wish for corruptness

[Slengar]

Granted, but then the corruptions were corrupted and everything returned to normal.

I wish I could become the 3rd person to ever walk on water.

[highlander]

GRANTED , I'LL GIVE YOU THE HEAVY LEAD BOOTS YOU'LL NEED FOR IT.


I WISH SOME PLAYERS WOULD JOIN MY GAMES TO SEE WHAT I'M REALLY LIKE AND NOT LISTEN HEARSAY

[vortexkiller12]

Grantes but they wont think ur that good

I wish i can recruit 1 person

[Slengar]

Granted but he turns out to be a pervert.

I wish someone would get rid of these heavy boots :/

[guineazilla]

Granted, here are some heavier ones

I wish Slengar had heavier boots.

[vortexkiller12]

Granted but u get even more heavier boots

I wish i can fly

[highlander]

GRANTED,YOU FLEW A FULL 10 YARDS IN A NOSE DIVE OF A 10 STOREY BUILDING.



I WISH ALL THE COWARDS OF VORTEX-WARS FACE ME IN BATTLE , NO ALLIES.

[guineazilla]

Granted, but your luck is so bad that they beat you easily.

I wish for poison.

[royalblue]

GRANTED, you'll find some in your drink.

I wish blue was the default typing color.