King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

My cavies eat wolfs.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

Your cavies can't eat anything... and they are gone now into a terrible journey. Mweheheehehheheh
MAH HILL

[guineazilla]

Those cavies where an illusion. Looks like you found a rare gem. OOPS! I accedendtly threw it into a pond `have fun searching for it. And all the others, including all your weaponry and armour and tools and blocks.... I hope the water doesn't FREEZE while your in there. Because that would be very VERY bad, right?
My hill sucker

[neoexdeath]

I created an illusion of me searching in the pond. The unique gem comes back to me and I use it to destroy your cavies.
MY HILL

[guineazilla]

But your unique gem was an illusion, because it was me and not you that created it, and I had it all along. I use it to banish you into the darkess depths of space forever.... or until you just teleport back here.

In the mean while, My hill

[neoexdeath]

Whell it turns out that I have the real unique gem and you have just a gem bomb that willl explode in 3...2...1... KABOOM!!!!
I take the hill and sit on your ashes
MY HILL

[Slengar]

I poke you in the eyes and you run away screaming.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

Drop kick, my hill

[Slengar]

I return and kick your balls.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

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I throw you in the snake-shark pit.
Pretty cool, they are venomous sharks. Isn't that AWESOME?
My hill.