I'm hoping this is the right type of post...

[juany20002010]

i go to Acanpro house and realized that there is no flag there. He sold it on ebay.

[Ratburntro44]

i bought it. so i have the flag.

[Norman Bates]

Shipping error; I steal the flag from the broken down eBay delivery truck on the side of the road.

[Ratburntro44]

it turns out you stole the wrong thing. instead of the flag, you got a P-P-P-Powerbook

i then go to the truck and actually steal the flag

[AcaNPro]

i KILL ALL on a planet and i pick up flag and i eat it and i newer will releast it

[Norman Bates]

The US Government assasinates AcaNPro Because they were tired of his annoying antics(get the hint?), and gave the flag to me because they felt sorry for my stealing blunder.

[Ratburntro44]

I come in and launch a wrist rocket at you. You blow up and I take the flag.

[juany20002010]

my cat eats Ratburntro44, then he digest him. then i give the flag to my cat so he can have some fun with it.

[Ratburntro44]

Being a T-X, I simply reform inside your cats poop and then steal the flag and leave.

[Norman Bates]

Some of the cat poop remains inside your body, and diseases such as malaria and Mad Cow disease manage to spread inside your body, painfully killing you. I bury a weighted coffin at the funeral, and take your body to the other end of the world to keep everyone else off of my trail. Eventually your body rots away and turns into topsoil, which Bladehacks plants in his garden. Little did he know, it still has diseases in it. Not only does it spread through his body, but it spreads through the air, infecting everyone except me, because I hid inside a 10 000 ft deep mineshaft, and malaria and Mad Cow disease have no chance of penetrating that deeply. I wait in hiding for 6 years, and return the surface to discover everything has turned into a lush tropical jungle environment. I live off of eating wild super wombats, which are super because as I soon find out through DNA testing, everything that was on the surface has Flag DNA in it because after 1 year of nobody touching it, the flag automatically self destructs into a Doomsday Machine, except after 5 years, the radiation in some of the farther away countries dissapeared quickly, and jungle life returned again.A new era of life on Earth has begun, without any flag, and I was it's sole witness.

THE END