King of the Hill

[attackbomb]

i become a guy that scare's girls (Jonah Hill) and scare off everyone so then turn back to AttackBomb form which is too epic for eyes to see and you two melt and i claim the hill

[>(FM)<]

Guinea knows i like chuck norris... but there is more to it.
Turns into chuck norris.
stands on hill... "try to make me move"

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[guineazilla]

I pour mincraft lava on you. It will cover you any minute.... any minute now...... mean while I set up a surprise..... And I wait..... On the hill.

Cavy owns the hill while he waits... and waits... and waits...

[neoexdeath]

I make a universe stone and lock u in it. Then I claim the hill.PS:cheap tricks don't work with me.
PS2: MY HILL

[guineazilla]

I fly.... wait.... I can fly..... WHAT NOW?
I fly onto the hill and kick you off. My hill

[neoexdeath]

I do the worst thing ever: I make u watch the twilight series with JB's songs. You die instantly.
MY HILL

[guineazilla]

But in reality I just did that to you and you think you did that to me because you were dreaming. You wake up and die instantly.
Its my hill now.

[MONGOOSEICLON]

I laugh as i see you children fighting over your little hill of sand you made, acting as if it was worth dying for... as i basked in the glory of The HIll!

Iclons hill

[>(FM)<]

*Chuck Norris recovers*
Drop kicks mongoose off the hill.
*stands on hill*
TRY TO MAKE ME MOVE THIS TIME
(hopfully my apprentice dosen't come again)