King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

I am the avatar. I am the master of all for elements. The fire nation doesn't stand a chance.

CAVIE'S HILL

[neoexdeath]

I kill u and then destroy ur corpse.
MY HILL

[guineazilla]

I respawn. HA BETCHA FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. I take an A-10 and bombard your hill defenses with XAGMs, standered missles, and gatling gun fire. I then move the hill to my under ground secret base.

Your beloved cavy has the hill.

[neoexdeath]

While u assault my hill I use the reflection mirror and reflects all ur shots to u and u die again and have only one life left. Then I kill u again and u get removed from the world.
MY HILL

[guineazilla]

I teach you English. I return for your studies I take back the hill. P.S. I regenerate. P.P.S. NO REFUNDS.

A lone cavy.... owns your hill and everything around it.

[attackbomb]

I go to the classics and blow you up.

A-BOMBER'S HILL

[guineazilla]

I fly up far into the air, almost into space. But just before I reached the region where Earths gravitee (Its a reference) deminishes, I am pulled own to Earth, and I land right on your head, giving you a massive cuncossion. You are knocked out and I tie you up and lock you in the cellar. I then take down a TV and put some headphones on you and wire them so that they will brainwash (I figured I'd give them a break) you so that you will be my loyal soldier.

The alien cavy owns the hill... and Area 51

[attackbomb]

i cant be brainwashed (bomberman rules) so when i get your trust i throw you into a cage where you have to listen to justin bieber for the rest of your life. (you can just blow up your head and get this over with.)

Bomberman Hill

[MONGOOSEICLON]

But Chatzy's love for Justin is too strong (long story, only zilla would get it) and she transports him to her world of internetness, and she sucks you too, just for kicks

and i calmly walk onto the hill, waiting for another challenger :3 iclons hill

[neoexdeath]

I use the void power to nullify ur stats and then kill u easily.
NEO's HILL