Planet of The Bears

[attackbomb]

yes

[szechopiy]

Go bears I hope you guys win that war against the WolfPack. I have some sore feelings towards that excuse of a 'clan'.

[royalblue]

Wrath returns. He's like that onetime character who plays a huge role, then leaves immediately. Now he's back because the show's become desparate.

Question is; will he be good or bad? I'm going for comic relief, but keep the suspense alive.

[royalblue]

It's like a christmas story I like... or the set up for it at least. Anyone read 'The Christmas Carol'?

JPB: Spies, more spies!
Snowdog: But I must see my family, it's Christmas!
JPB: Bah! Humbug!

See where I'm going now?

Later on of course the ghost of funnyman comes and warns JPB he will be visited by three ghosts.. and on from there.

The Wolf of christmas past shows JPB his childhood den and the days when he was good, but JPB spends the time watching the other people because he knows they can't see him.

Aboad the christmas present is unclear on the concept, but still looks kind of wise covered in wrapping paper.

Finally comes techgump, who threatens to ban him. Finally JPB understands the true meaning of christmas, which is not about spying but instead about being good and stuff.

Unfortionately, techgump also tells him that people give gifts on christmas, so the bears give the only thing they have, resulting in many a christmas message popping up in wolf's inbox:

Merry christmas Wolf,
Please let me join your clan,
ChristmasBear123...

So... in the end the only good thing is that our psuedo-protagonist gets banned, since there's hardly a good moral. Metaphorically, this story is true though, and so is funnier.

PS, This christmas, if you find an abnormally sized gift beneath your tree, it's either a bear or aboad. Just send it to Alaska with express delivery

[calleharnemark]

Glad to be back fellow bears, happy to see our numbers have steadily grown. My early hibernation has been cut short, so then, it appears we are at war with The Wolf Pack. And that there is some matter of spies being among our... cubs?

actually tf2 is suspected and your front page says hes an elite not a cub... has he been degraded? Sorry we donthave much rankings in Wolfpack. Except the main leaders we are all equal.

[WrathofPedobears]

Glad to be back fellow bears, happy to see our numbers have steadily grown. My early hibernation has been cut short, so then, it appears we are at war with The Wolf Pack. And that there is some matter of spies being among our... cubs?

actually tf2 is suspected and your front page says hes an elite not a cub... has he been degraded? Sorry we donthave much rankings in Wolfpack. Except the main leaders we are all equal.

No, I do not bring degredation to every cub, each will have the oppurtunity to prove themself.

[szechopiy]

Rokis clan is so boring maybe ill join this clan.

[>(FM)<]

Rokis clan is so boring maybe ill join this clan.

You can't just say i want to be in this clan you must PM our leader (Ranks are posted on front page) if you have any further questions Please don't hesitate to ask high ranks!

[szechopiy]

oh I did that already.

[JeremiahPedoBear]

It's like a christmas story I like... or the set up for it at least. Anyone read 'The Christmas Carol'?

JPB: Spies, more spies!
Snowdog: But I must see my family, it's Christmas!
JPB: Bah! Humbug!

See where I'm going now?

Later on of course the ghost of funnyman comes and warns JPB he will be visited by three ghosts.. and on from there.

The Wolf of christmas past shows JPB his childhood den and the days when he was good, but JPB spends the time watching the other people because he knows they can't see him.

Aboad the christmas present is unclear on the concept, but still looks kind of wise covered in wrapping paper.

Finally comes techgump, who threatens to ban him. Finally JPB understands the true meaning of christmas, which is not about spying but instead about being good and stuff.

Unfortionately, techgump also tells him that people give gifts on christmas, so the bears give the only thing they have, resulting in many a christmas message popping up in wolf's inbox:

Merry christmas Wolf,
Please let me join your clan,
ChristmasBear123...

So... in the end the only good thing is that our psuedo-protagonist gets banned, since there's hardly a good moral. Metaphorically, this story is true though, and so is funnier.

PS, This christmas, if you find an abnormally sized gift beneath your tree, it's either a bear or aboad. Just send it to Alaska with express delivery

i will only ask u this once.... no tell u

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