Short story - Deja vu

[Lopdo]

I just finished my latest short story, but unfortunately it is in Slovak as I don't know English well enough to write novels and shit in it. So I can't share it with the world I hate being born and raised in this stupid country.

Edit: thanks to help from Ratburntro and Joshua I was able to translate it, you can read it here if you are interested

[Autumnwolf17]

Well, you could post it anyway, I love short stories.

I do short stories.

Please? I can just use my small knowledge of Slovak plus a translator to sort of read it...

[Lopdo]

Google translate would just ruin it, it doesn't work very well with Slovak

[hicksy17]

Only a matter of time until we get a player who's job is to translate stuff who should be able to translate the story, but until then let's keep making stories and other stuff.

[Autumnwolf17]

I tried translation with Slovak to English... you're right about it messing things up.

Learn more English!

[Joshua]

I'm sure if you posted it in English as best you could, we could team up to make it grammatically correct!

[Lopdo]

yea, I was thinking about something like that. It could be great learning experience

[Ratburntro44]

I don't know English well enough to write novels and shit in it.

You want to write novels so that you can use your own novels as toilets?

[Lopdo]

that is the ultimate plan, yes

[royalblue]

I have a plan. Everyone else can just learn Slovak, then come together with their new skills to act out a comprehensible movie of Lopdo's novel accompanied by a professional orchestra to put accent on every event. And I want this to me by Tuesday.