King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

Mean while, Guinea Commander Lays seige to the hill

My hill



-Guinea Commander demands MEAT SACRIFICE!!!!

[Ratburntro44]

As a fellow rodent, I offer an alliance to guineazilla. Do you accept? (if we make alliance then we both control hill when one of us does, that way together we can control it even more)

[guineazilla]

If it is allowed.





RODENTS FTW!!!!!!!!

[attackbomb]

I get an exterminator to kill you both and he's profesianal
My Hill Mother Fuckers

[Ratburntro44]

At least he was just profesianal, not professional. We easily escape. I then come back and infect you with the plague. You die. Rodents' hill.

[clan ghost bear]

Soviet Union Bear Riders attacked all sign of life on and near the hill

my hill.

[Ratburntro44]

But the USSR doesn't exist anymore... so I steal the time machine you clearly must have and go WAY back to the past, get a lightsaber and some blaster rifles, then bury the time machine under where the hill will be, with myself in it. I then go to the present, emerge from the hill, and use my Star Wars weapons to destroy you. Rodents' hill.

[attackbomb]

I make a new time machine and send you all to the apocalypse in ratty's story "Tales Of The Vortex"
My Hill

Spoiler: show

who am i talking to

[guineazilla]

I make another time machine and go back to the mezoic era. I proceed to gather my army of dinosaurs and transport them to the hill, when I go back to present time, and they besiege the hill. Rodents hill

[hicksy17]

I go back to the beginning of life and genetically modify it so that it has part of my DNA, so everyone is now my descendant. Therefore, whoever owns the hill, it's also my hill.