You make a silly rule... Sigh...
The ban zone is full of all the strong powerful people ever banned by anyone. Like that MODERATOR guy and then the multiprofile techgump banned. They form a little hell's army and fight you away easily, because you can only enter the ban zone in single file through a tunnel. When you come through we take your ban hammer and, being the a couragous person, I strike myself with it. Now where does one so terrible he gets banned twice go?
I end up in the White House Oval Office, cancelling out Obama. As president, I set up a wildlife sanctuarary for wolves that encomapasses the hill. I then resign and place a Republican in charge, thus sealing off the ban room with you inside until a democrat next takes office. As a wolf, I am the only one of us with access to the hill now, and thus own it.