King of the Hill

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[attackbomb]

I make a mirror to blind YOURSELF My hill

[Ratburntro44]

I throw sand... in my own eyes. No longer distracted by Ozserf's stuff, I now hire mercenary's from mirror land to jump out of attackbomb's mirror ad destroy him. I then use my ban hammer (blindly, remember, so I ban a lot of bystanders first) to ban Ozserf and put his colors in oblivions.

I leave communism and devote myself to capitalism. The hill belongs to whoever the market forces now bring it to. /chicagoschoolsofeconomics

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[Ratburntro44]

My corporate spies drive you bankrupt, forcing you to foreclose the hill. I now take control of the bank, making the hill mine now.

[Autumnwolf17]

I eat capitalism for breakfast! Your corporate forces scare me not small one! With the powers of anti-capitalism, I cause your market to plummet, thus exposing your silly ideas as nothing more than a bizzare feudalism. Everyone leaves you and joins my despotism, believing me to be their king, The Chosen One of the Gods!

[Ratburntro44]

Stupid Bolshevik revolution.

While you and your commie friends are taking me down, I escape in my house that doubles as a spaceship. I go to mars, and, using human DNA samples and terraforming machines, take control of it and populate it with a new race of humans devoted to taking the hill out of control of the communists.

30 years later, I lead my forces in a charge against you to take back the hill. At the last moment, when my forces were being overpowered by yours, and capitalism was once again at the brink of destruction, I took out my last resort; my stolen ban hammer. Right before my final vanguard fell, I threw my ban hammer. I threw it perfectly, such that it went over your guards. The ban hammer hits you. You are destroyed.

Leaving your troops dumbfounded, my troops come back from the brink of death and, with new found determination, destroy your troops in a matter of minutes.

However, with this, my troops, having become more fierce capitalist that myself, rebel to take the hill for themselves. Cleverly manipulating them, I get them to destroy each other, leaving me as supreme ruler of the Earth and with the hill in my hands, with no military power left on the planet other than a small group of guards that are still loyal to me.

[Autumnwolf17]

Congrads. That was the most rediculous thing anyone has said in this game so far. You win in that respect. Either way, the banned zone is right inside the hill. It's mine because I hold its center. The end.

[Ratburntro44]

I ban a nuclear bomb.

*boom*

You are gone. Becuase the banned zone has good walls, it doesn't destroy the hill.

My hill.

[attackbomb]

I am a BOMB so you cant blow me up. I throw you over the hill My Hill