King of the Hill

[Joshua]

I hire an assassin to kill you, then take the hill back and reclaim the patent. Because the definition for murder is a person killing another person, the lawyers cannot fight me, I am a wolf.

But they can put you down. That always happens to animals which attack humans.

Your post is voided for the following reasons;
1) You are a wolf. You can't get a patent.
2) The patent was assigned to me.
3) You are a wolf. You can't hire assassins.

I feel like Ratburn.

[Autumnwolf17]

You really are like ratburn
I am wolf, I eat the legal documents and scamper away
Scamper is a nice word.

[Joshua]

My legal documents were locked safely inside a space capacitator. Destroy it and you destroy the universe.

Your move, Autumnwolf.

[Ratburntro44]

Are you just ignoring my post? Your post is voided because the legal documents were already void and don't matter, not to mention you don't even exist. Still nobody's hill.

[Joshua]

Are you just ignoring my post? Your post is voided because the legal documents were already void and don't matter, not to mention you don't even exist. Still nobody's hill.

Your post is voided because Autumnwolf isn't part of that game. Therefore, mine is unvoided again

[Autumnwolf17]

I use my TARDIS to travel back to when you were putting your legal documents in the space capacitor. I kill you, thus creating a paradox around you and cancelling you out of existance. Then I eat the void documents and claim the hill with new ones.

[Ratburntro44]

My post never said he was part of it, thus voiding your post, unvoiding my post, and revoiding your other post.

Also, Autumnwolf, as a result you don't exist, your post is also voided.

[Joshua]

You are wolf. You cannot use TARDIS'. I now go travel through time in MY TARDIS and destroy the inventors of all time machines.

[Joshua]

My post never said he was part of it, thus voiding your post, unvoiding my post, and revoiding your other post.

Also, Autumnwolf, as a result you don't exist, your post is also voided.

Then why would it destroy him if he wasn't part of it?

Voids yours, unvoids mine, revoids yours, unvoids mine.

[Autumnwolf17]

The timewar is locked.
And wow... I sound geeky