King of the Hill

[Awesome400]

I like minecraft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anoO3K5vOEg
This s*** is funny, WATCH IT

I take over youtube and block the video, then kick Ratburtro off the hill. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Too bad that I, being Ratburntro44 (aka Ratburntro or Ratbur[b]n[/n] or Rat), not Ratburtro, I am still on the hill.

I guess we're sharing the hill.

[Awesome400]

I destroy the hill with nuclear missles then build a new hill called Awesome hill. My Hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I build a new hill called Ratburntro hill. My hill.

[Awesome400]

I hire an extirminator to destroy your hill and all the rats in it. My hill.

[Joshua]

Boxing Kitty (My Avatar) comes, kill you both, digs up your hills and piles them into one big hill, named Ratburn400 hill. I then rename it to whatever it used to be, and run away. Nobody's hill.

[Autumnwolf17]

I claim it because its no one's and that's pretty much how all of my comments work.

[Joshua]

I secretly patented the hill, and sue you for $1.05 billion. I then stop you ever reclaiming it in court.

Finally, I lay down.

Nobody's hill.

[Autumnwolf17]

I hire an assassin to kill you, then take the hill back and reclaim the patent. Because the definition for murder is a person killing another person, the lawyers cannot fight me, I am a wolf.

[Ratburntro44]

I go back in time in make Joshua's patent take place earlier so it has run out by the time he sues me. In this alternate history, the court makes him pay for frivolous suit filing

I then play the Genghis Khan campaign in Age of Empire II: The Age of Kings and kill Ornlu the wolf, who happens to be your ancestor. As a result, you never exist.

Nobody's hill.