King of the Hill

[Joshua]

I sit down. Nobody's hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I... uhhh... wait, nobody's hill?

No need to do anything.

[Drone6o3]

In the afterlife i find a reset button under some golden rocks, under the Liquid gold river & guarded by some golden crocodiles accompanied by Golden arch angels with Diamond in-crested titanium armor and LASERS..... I threw a golden rock and pressed the button, so now the game has reset.....

So still nobody's hill, but I'm alive now so yeah

[Joshua]

I... uhhh... wait, nobody's hill?

No need to do anything.

Knew that would get you.

I lay down. Still nobody's hill.

[Drone6o3]

I lay down a beautiful blanket and have a nice picnic, then I pack it up and go home..... still nobody's beautiful hill

[Joshua]

So, I guess this game is back to square one.

*Sleeps*

[Ratburntro44]

I get angry about nobody trying to take the hill, so I rage and boil you all alive then take the hill.

My hill, punks.

[Joshua]

My secret universal nuke the size of a pea inside my body explodes, destroying the universe. We all respawn in different corners of the new cube shaped universe. The hill is in the centre. I return to my sleep. Nobody's hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I jump on the hill. My hill.

[Drone6o3]

I like minecraft
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