King of the Hill

[Joshua]

I genetically modify myself into the identical-in-every-single-way-including-legendariness-twin-brother of Chuck Norris, who, by an amazing coincidence, is Chucky Norris from CTF Part 2. I am no longer blind and sit in the middle of the hill. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I stick my flag in the hill. That means I own it. My hill.

Also, for as long as the flag is in the hill, whoever controls the flag owns the hill.

[Joshua]

I genetically modify the rules to this game so that there may not be any flags and that to own the hill you have to sit in the spot which I am sitting in. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

I genetically modify the rules to undo that. My hill.

[Joshua]

I genetically modify stuff which makes stuff happen to give me the hill and stuff. My hill. And stuff.

[Ratburntro44]

I take the flag out of the hill, so that no longer matters. Nobody's hill.

[Joshua]

*Voided*

[Ratburntro44]

You have to give a reason for voiding, so your post is void; still my hill.

[Joshua]

I voided yours because the flag is no longer part of the game. I now void your last post because your reason for voiding is voided. My hill.

[Ratburntro44]

Your void is invalid because the flag was still part of the game at the time of that post, making your posts void. Nobody's hill.