CTF Part 2

[Ratburntro44]

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My flag.

[buttermilk123]

mine

[Ratburntro44]

What a thrilling development.

I throw a lightsaber at you. You deflect it while I take the flag. My flag.

[Joshua]

I get 2 lightsaberz and throw both at you. I then steal the flag whilst you deflect the lightsaberz.

[Ratburntro44]

I eat your lightsabers then talk to you. I regurgitate them and turn them on at the same time, managing to hit you perfectly in the face.
I take the flag. My flag.

[Joshua]

I casually pull the lightsaberz from my face and stab them into the ground. I genetically manufacture Bruce Willis' son (who is also legendary). I name him Brucey so that it voids turn 45's rule. He hunts you down, pretends to be the tickle monster and you run away, dropping the flag in the process. He brings it back to me. Mah flag.

[Ratburntro44]

I hire cookie monster (who works for CTU, in case you didn't know) to track you down. He and Jack Bauer take you down. I take the flag. My flag.

[Joshua]

I now genetically manufacture a new Chuck Norris, a new, invincible, ever loyal to me, Chuck Norris. I rename him Chucky Norris in case of some other rule against just 'Chuck'. Being as legendary as he is, he only needs to get into view of you before you run away crying for the second time. Again, you drop the flag. He brings it to me. My flag.

[Ratburntro44]

I use licorice to kill Chucky. Licorice can defeat things that are invincible. Don't question my logic or I'll blind you with science.

My flag.

[Joshua]

I make another Chucky Norris, whom I name Chucky Norris 2. He is also invincible to liqourice and anything like it that you can think of. He shields me from your blinding science then grabs the flag and gives it to me. My flag.