King of the Hill

[Awesome400]

All the aliens run toward the castel with C-4 bombbs straped to their chest and blow up the castle. Bob re-builds into an indestructable fortress. My Hill. (and castle)

[Vortex_Master]

The *Bang* didn't kill me, but did injure me. So I sail to France and get King Louis XIII to lend me ships and men. He abides. I sail all the way back, with only two dead from falling overboard, and retake the hill. My hill!!! (For the first time I have desided to properly capitalize "My hill!!!)

[Ratburntro44]

I send Arnold Schwarzenegger back in time. He kills all your people and takes over the hill.


Skynet's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I send a Terminator back in time to terminate Arnold's ass. To bad he terminated ALL of Arnold Schwarzenegger, killing him. I deactivate the terminator so it can't claim the hill. My hill!!

[Ratburntro44]

Because I AM SkyNet, (I have a lot of alter egos...) I obviously saw through your plot. That terminator infected you with the blue shadow virus first, You now die. Nobody's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

The Aztec gods revive me and I go back to the future and kill Arnold Schwarzenegger. This makes the last three posts obsolete making it my hill!!!

[Ratburntro44]

No, there are thousands of Arnolds. I just sent a different one in the new future, nobody's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

But there is ONE Arnold Schwarzenegger! I kill your new Arnold. My hill!!!

[Ratburntro44]

No, there are thousands of Arnold Schwarzeneggers. I just send another one back to kill you. Nobody's hill.

[funky monkey]

I go to the over side of the world of the hill so it I am under the hill. My hill.I go out into space to become an alien on another planet making sure I'm still under the hill.