It's simple. You are aiming to take control of a flag that controls the universe, and you have unlimited amounts of anything you can think of to capture it. The point of the game is to capture the flag and make doing it as funny as possible

I'll start.
I get a HUGE BUTTERFLY NET and trap the flag, and then get swarms of aliens to bring it to me to capture it. I have now captured the flag

Have fun, and try not to swear or say bad words during this game.