King of the Hill

[Vortex_Master]

I went to the hill before it blew up with enough time to get away. Therefore MY HILL.

[Ratburntro44]

I hit you with a ping pong ball and you fall off. Nobody's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I get back up and stick MY FLAG into it. MY HILL!!

[hunter102321]

I bomb the hill.
NO HILL

[Ratburntro44]

I barf a bunch of dirt up and call it a hill.

Nobody's hill

[Vortex_Master]

I put a flagon the barfed up dirt, calimed to be a hill. MY HILL!

[Ratburntro44]

I can't read that horribly written sentence.

Nobody's hill.

[Vortex_Master]

Only miss-spell is flagon (which is a word) but was supose to be flag on. For fixing my mistake the hill becomes mine. MY HILL!!

[Awesome400]

I hit you from behind with a rock,strap a jetapack to you with a mine programmed inside set to launch to Mars. I take over the hill!

[Vortex_Master]

Jetpack malfunctions, sends me back towards Earth, and your hand gets stuck in a strap. I fall out of the jetpack (you're still stuck in it) just before it hits Mt. McKenly and explodes, you are blown to bits. I run back to the hill and say MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!