King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

Unfortunately for you I disconnected from the rock immediately and took over another body. I use said body to dropkick you off of the hill.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I call upon the Mystic Flare to smash your body and soul into atoms with the power of arcane energy. But I fail at doing so, so I decide to teleport next to you and FUS-RO-DAH you off the hill. I then claim the hill.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

Your Fusrodah creates a blackhole which sucks me back towards it before I hit the ground. Then I am flung up and I land right on your head, cracking your skull open. My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I dodge your falling body and then I hex you into a small sheep. I then proceed to throw you off the Hill.

My Hill.

[guineazilla]

Being a sheep I instantly bounce off the ground upon impact. Then I hit a random tree and bounce straight back into your face. I land on the hill but you are knocked off.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

I dodge your body again, then I hex you into a tiny snail. I then proceed to smash you.

Still my Hill.

[guineazilla]

You thought you dodged me but my wool still caught you, causing you to miss your hex and shoot it into a rock which yu just so happen to land on. When you land on it the snail's shell shatters and you are impaled by the pieces.

My Hill.

[neoexdeath]

The snail's shell is so small that it has no way of impaling me through my clothes, but instead it messes them up (ewww). Because of this I use PyroBlast to incinerate you to dust along with a small portion of the Hill. I then proceed to claim the Hill as my own, for I shall be it's only ruler until G-zilla does some ridiculous things and takes it back.

My hill.

[guineazilla]

I have a PhD in Pyromancy.
So I absorb your flames and use them to burrow myself into the hill. Upon doing this I then burrow up, grabbing your feet and shoving you down into the center of the earth.

My hill.

[neoexdeath]

When you start burrowing yourself into the Hill I cast a spell that that fuses your body with the Hill. Now you're the Hill and I'm claiming YOU!

My G-zilla.