King of the Hill

[neoexdeath]

I teleport on the Hill and hex your proxy into a frog. Then I claim Fangfallen as my own.

My fangfallen.
(by the way, when is that RPG of your starting?)

[guineazilla]

I steal a body, and then walk on to the hill and dropkick you off.
My Fangfallen.

(Later today.)

[Vortex_Master]

I find out that Fang is just buried underneath the hill and dig him out, and I sit on top of the hill.

My Hill.

[neoexdeath]

I smash vortex master and g-zilla with a boulder then climb back on the Hill and claim it.

My Hill.

[Vortex_Master]

I create a gem the likes of which the world has never seen and toss it to distract Neo.

My Hill.

[neoexdeath]

"OH MY GOD, A RARE GEM! Oh wait, it's a FAKE?! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL EXPLODE!"
I toss a grade 99 gem bomb at vortex master which completely vaporizes every particle of his body and the Hill's. I then claim the crater that used to be the Hill as my own.

My crater

[Fangfallen]

I walk into the crater and sit down.


my Fangfallen.

[neoexdeath]

Unfortunately, you tripped on your way here and died.

Still my Crater.

[GivinUDaHimelik]

Unfortunately, you tripped on your way here and died.

Still my Crater.

You pull your disappearing act and the hill/crater is unclaimed; that is, until I set my base up on it.

My Hill.

[neoexdeath]

I use the power of internet memes and, unfortunately for you, all your base are belongs to me now. And you also get incinerated.

My Crater.