King of the Hill

[Captain_Locke]

The conscious mind of the hill revives me, and grows a nice shady tree for me to sit under. Then it summons a legion of Tree Ents to guard it, and a fair amount of Dryads to "thank" me for all my hard work. The hill is mine, and I belong to the hill. My hill, the hill's Captain.

[Ratburntro44]

I then ____ ______ and ______ ______ _____ and then ______ ______ and now nobody owns the hill.

[furqi]

then you realize this was all a drawing. I erase any obstacle in my path. I jump into the paper.

my hill

[Ratburntro44]

Then you realize it was wallpaper. You get knocked out. The hill is in the other direction, owned by nobody.

[furqi]

i mess with gravity. the hill falls on me. my grave is on the hill. my hill

[Ratburntro44]

I exhume you and throw you off. Nobody's hill.

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[Ratburntro44]

But you never claimed it was yours. That means you can relax on it without my disturbance. May you live in peace... lest you destroy the peace.

[Ozserf]

EFFACÉ

[Ratburntro44]

I then
a.) Abolish the law.
b.) Destructify you.
c.) Nobody's hill.