King of the Hill

[vortexkiller12]

I claim the hill.My hill.

[chris1726354]

I eat the hill. My hill.

[guineazilla]

I eat chris, he digest slowly and the hill remains, because quite obviously the hill is invincible. Well I could destroy it but... yeah. My hill.

[Happiness]

Over 2000 posts and nobody remembers that Drone planted a flag on top of the hill, so technically all this time it WAS his. I remove the flag and plant mine in with titanium alloy, diamond-covered protection, 1000MW force field, and Fangfallen to protect it. My hill.
I also stole the deed to the hill. Checkmate

[Joriom]

I rent few trolleys (trololol eyes) to bring fresh earth to the top of the hill and cover up Happiness along with his flag. Fangfallen oversees the work. The hill is mine and bigger than ever!

[Happiness]

The forcefield did it's work and burns off the excess dirt. Still mine.

[guineazilla]

I buy your flag and the hill and the land around the hill, which conveniently is in my stomach. My hill.

[Happiness]

Where the hell do you think I got the things used??? Im way richer than you, and use my huge wealth as a swagdump, i buy my flag and hill back. My frigging hill

[guineazilla]

You think you are richer than me. But in fact your hill is an illusion and your life is a lie, as you are really a dirt poor nutjob in a jail that just so happens to have a computer with just enough power to run the VW facilities. Meanwhile in the real world, the hill is still in my stomach. My hill.
Feel free to rent for a penny a minute though.

[Happiness]

Last round I used my genjutsu on you. Who's under the illusions again? My hill, previous conditions still stand