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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby mattie » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:21 am

GivinUDaHimelik wrote:was it really worth a post to do 5 emotes mattie?

is it really worth.................doing this......in most of your....posts
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby royalblue » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:34 am

For the love of all, why on earth are these two still in your clan?! The Mantids have a bad reputation of immaturity already, but these guys take it to a whole new level! Come to think of it, I guess that makes them your mascots. Maybe you shouldn't kick them, they might punch you in the vagina.

Rarely do I have so many things I could say, and even more rare is that it wouldn't make them look any worse. Oh the pain.
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby Ballsack » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:23 am

It burns it burns!
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby chris1726354 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:49 am

harhar they funny
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby JeanCoutu » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:21 am

royalblue wrote:For the love of all, why on earth are these two still in your clan?! The Mantids have a bad reputation of immaturity already, but these guys take it to a whole new level! Come to think of it, I guess that makes them your mascots. Maybe you shouldn't kick them, they might punch you in the vagina.

Rarely do I have so many things I could say, and even more rare is that it wouldn't make them look any worse. Oh the pain.


Who are you talking about budy?

And Ced, uh.. sorry but I wont punch her. I'm sure u were joking hehe. Anyway guys, she got drunk and let me go on my computer. GG
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby royalblue » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:45 am

3 2 1 Here we go.
JeanCoutu wrote:Fuck guys

To each his own I suppose.
JeanCoutu wrote:my mom will cut internet for 1 day because I failed in my grammar test. Sry guys.

One whole days! Your grammars aren't not even that more bad. You should be sorry.
Cedroux7 wrote:jeancoutu, u need to tell ur mom that ur not a kid anymore.

On the contrary, his only competition for most childish is you. Jean, I suggest you call child abuse. Toddler extension.
Cedroux7 wrote:u can punch your mom right into her vagina, i think she will understand ur move. byebye no problem for my advice :) bb all and ty again

It's probably still sore from when he was born, but yeah, I'm sure she'll understand it. It's not like it will hurt or anything. Besides, she did cut his internet. It was the red wire.

Jean - Mommy, I want you to know something!
Mommy - What is it dear?
Jean - I'm not a child anymore Mommy!
Mommy - Yes you are sweetheart, but--
Jean - *punches Mommy in her vagina*
Mommy - I understand your point now sweetie, you obviously are very mature. I shall order a wife for you to abuse at once. GG Jean.

JeanCoutu wrote:Who are you talking about budy?

And Ced, uh.. sorry but I wont punch her. I'm sure u were joking hehe. Anyway guys, she got drunk and let me go on my computer. GG

With others I might be less blunt, but let's just face it, I mean you and Cedroux.

Isn't your mom great though? Can't you see the genetics at work? She gets drunk, he steals computer time. He didn't choose the thug life, thug life chose him.

I'd be drinking too. :lol:


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Seriously, why does anyone self respecting join this clan? Do they not read? Sure, there are good Mantids (LB) but with this. It couldn't be better for me though, I live through this.
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby JeanCoutu » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:09 am

Ok sorry if you'll take this as an offense blueboy but, I'm sure Ced was actually doing humour. Humour.. you know? like jokes? Anyway, I'm not mad at you man. But plz, consider that I love my mom (even if she's my adoptive mom ok?) and I wont punch her in her vagina.. And dont laugh about the fact that my mom drink a lil bit. It's ok for me cuz she's always nice with me except one time in the vacation house but she was high.
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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby >(FM)< » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:14 am

JeanCoutu wrote:- (even if she's my adoptive mom ok?)
- I wont punch her in her vagina..
- It's ok for me cuz she's always nice
- except one time in the vacation house but she was high.

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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby Guest77 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:15 am

"it's okay because she was high"




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Re: The Killer Mantids

Postby royalblue » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:19 am

If Cedroux is completely straight through this, then there are real problems. I can see the parts where he's being an idiot, and then when he's an idiot acting like a bigger idiot. Either that or the both of you are actually expert comics but really, that's some tough acting. Don't worry, I totally get why she's drunk.
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