King of the Hill

[Ratburntro44]

I steal a banhammer and use it to keep you off. My hill.

[Quack]

I quack in your ears and you go deaf. Quack's hill.

[neoexdeath]

I quack you off the hill, steal rat's ban hammer and use it to smash FM.
My hill.

[vortexkiller12]

i use a tank and accidently run over u

My hill

[guineazilla]

I get an A-10 Warthog and use it to destroy your tank. (FM was dreaming, he fell asleep at his post). My hill.

[neoexdeath]

But, I take a secret weapon and use it in a secret way to kill you without even you knowing.(SECRET)
My hill.

[guineazilla]

I eat spinach.
My Hill.

[Vortex_Master]

We have an election to vote on who gets the hill, and I win. The hill is mine.

[>(FM)<]

I quack you off the hill, steal rat's ban hammer and use it to smash FM.
My hill.

Omg, why me xD
I'm not even at the hill!

[Verbal Kint]

I come to the hill just to plant this sign I found:



Then I leave. Not my hill !