King of the Hill

[guineazilla]

You can't kill me I am a guinea pig.
And because I am a guinea pig I own you without even trying.
Myhill.

[neoexdeath]

Well I just throw gem bombs at you until you die.
My hill

[guineazilla]

I am a creeper.
Explosios make me stronger until I turn into a MUTANT CREEPER. NOW YOU DIE MWAHAHAHAHA
My hill.

[neoexdeath]

Actually explosions kill creepers. Lighting bolts charge ,thought, charge up a creeper. And I have no lighting bolt gems so
STILL MY HILL

[guineazilla]

Fine
I drag in my pet creepers and they obrit- obrither- obrithila- They completly destroy you (they eat the remains).
My hill.

[neoexdeath]

Well I know the strategy to kill creepers... I attack one then let it explode while defending killing the nearby creepers and so on.
AND STILL MY HILL

[guineazilla]

Creepers never fail. I send in my mutant creepers.
These guys won't kill each, they are specially trained.

[neoexdeath]

Fine. I take my pets endermen that sucker punches them and telleports away. Sucker Punch, Telleport, Sucker punch, telleport and so on.
My hill

[guineazilla]

You are eaten alive by my hoard of guinea pigs.
Myhill

[neoexdeath]

G-pig can't eat humans. You get devoured by the Void and I steal your pigs.
My hill