Lancy-Dancy's Vortex Wars Hotline CALL IN NOW!

[Lancestar2]

Hello Virtual callers,



here is a online phone calling show for you to talk everything that is Vortex Wars! Debate on tactics, organize matches, ask questions, or simply give suggestions!

All posts will be addressed in the order they are given and all posts will be attempted to be answered and will be injected with a touch of humor. So who has something to say! This is going to be exciting!



Have a blessed day!


Lancy-Dancy

[Ryankill]

I cant call if theres no number to phone,

[techgump]

Using big bold colored letters on every post in your clan page is fine. Using it elsewhere will be a problem.

[Lancestar2]

Looks like we have our first caller!

Ryankill writes:

I cant call if theres no number to phone,

Great question Ryankill! and the simple answer is you JUST CALLED!



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

This technology stuff isn't holding your back! Just remember when you call into the hotline you don't need a touch-tone phone! You simply just need to type your message and click post! It's that simple! ..don't ask us how it works but it has something to do with magnets flying rocks and really long balls of string!

So Ryankill did you have any question regarding the game or suggestions for us?

[royalblue]

Since it appears you are actually willing to answer things, let's try.

First, why are you ignoring my attempts at civil communication? It seems as if you might want it.

Second, do you realize that there already are several topics just like this, two of which are currently very successful and run by members we want to 'call' for, shall we say, actual conversation?

Lastly, why are you actually doing this anyways?

By the way, in the interest of civil conversation, you are only obliged to answer the first one and maybe the third.

[calleharnemark]

Looks like we have our first caller!

Ryankill writes:

I cant call if theres no number to phone,

Great question Ryankill! and the simple answer is you JUST CALLED!



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

This technology stuff isn't holding your back! Just remember when you call into the hotline you don't need a touch-tone phone! You simply just need to type your message and click post! It's that simple! ..don't ask us how it works but it has something to do with magnets flying rocks and really long balls of string!

So Ryankill did you have any question regarding the game or suggestions for us?

I think the you just lowered the intelligence level on the entire forum. Therefore my question is: How is this a good idea? And why Lancy-Dancy? You probably though that sounded good or cute or something, but seriously I think it's just stupid. MY other question is directed to the mods: is it possible and morally/ethically right to lock a thread because it is becoming not offensive but really, really stupid even if it's technically would not be spam? I think you know the answer I want.

[vortexkiller12]

In my own opinion,i think this forum page would be really humorous

[Autumnwolf17]

In my own opinion,i think this forum page would be really humorous

It would be humorous if there was someone humorous running it. Like Royalblue. Royal needs to make his own thread like this, but for humor, not help.

[Lancestar2]

Our next caller is royalblue!


royal blue writes:

Since it appears you are actually willing to answer things, let's try.

First, why are you ignoring my attempts at civil communication? It seems as if you might want it.

Second, do you realize that there already are several topics just like this, two of which are currently very successful and run by members we want to 'call' for, shall we say, actual conversation?

Lastly, why are you actually doing this anyways?

By the way, in the interest of civil conversation, you are only obliged to answer the first one and maybe the third.

Hello royalblue looks like you got alot of questions! didn't your mother ever teach you it's not polite to bombard people with questions. None the less I think you might need a little pick me up! Julie....Julie!....JULIE!!!!







oh good there you are Julie please give royalblue a free continental sweet treat for him to enjoy while he waits for his responses!

civil communication? well royalblue any personal issues with the host or any member of our team at the hotline can be addressed off air. Ideally in a different thread as the rules of the forum guild use to only use this section of the forums to discuss matters regarding game play of the game! Regarding your second question there is no other Vortex Wars's HOTLINE & INFORMATION online service!

Lastly royalblue many of our competitors have threads filled with facts and tons of boring stuff buried deep deep in o's and 1's (that's computer talk! so next time you're pissed of at your computer shout ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE! then it will be able to understand you! ) Here at the HOTLINE we want to create a better experience for our callers (all callers must be players of Vortex Wars or you will be hung up on) and to create a environment where people of ALL levels of experience can ask any question and feel confident they will get a helpful answer that is not only helpful but entertaining. We at the hotline simply want to create an environmental that is warm, friendly, entertaining, funny, and factual (at times facts may not be proven facts and at time facts may not be facts but opinions pretending to be facts!)

oh and before you go... Please clean up your crumbs off the floor. Our cleansing lady Rihanna is still on her smoke break and really gets upset when she has to clean...



A special thanks to Motel 6 for the doughnuts those crazy idiots were just throwing good breakfast food away!

[Autumnwolf17]

You just essentially blew off your best hope of ever being accepted. Seriously, without the stupid extra stuff, why would you even do that?