King of the Hill

[GivinUDaHimelik]

i placed mines on my hill which blew up ur tank and 4 guys making the hill..............MINE!

[Dachshund]

I come with an army of 999,000,000,000 furious dogs while your asleep and kiddnappe you and take over the hill!.......................MINE NOW

[GivinUDaHimelik]

but since i still have mines all over my hill ur dogs all get blown to kingdom come and start pushin' up daisies six feet under..............STILL MY HILL!

[GivinHimTheBizness]

but now ur out of mines and i send sleep gas on the hill. U sleep, I put u in a rocket that had a timer to blow up, launch the rocket, and then BANG no more HIME! I claim it and............MY HILL

[GivinUDaHimelik]

"had a timer to blow me up" is the key word there.........."had", as in i deactivate the timer, detach the bomb sending it down upon u which blows u up, parachute out of the rocket b4 it exits the atmosphere of earth, and land onto the hill that i now claim as MINE!

[GivinHimTheBizness]

u were asleep! not fair u cheat!!!!

[GivinUDaHimelik]

theres such a thing as "WAKING UP u know

[GivinHimTheBizness]

turns out that i was underground when it blew up so it didnt affect me..... meanwhile i shoot your parachute down and ur 20000 feet in the air! u hit the ground so hard that i cant tell ur even a human!(u look like jello)MY HILL

[guineazilla]

I return. My hill.

[jonsteederi]

you shall not pass and go back to the same hole where you have been hiding
My hilll