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Race idea.

Postby Sundancer » Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:29 pm

Name: Russians.

Story: They have no shame and they fuck each other in the ass.

Bonus: +100% spawn (+ random bonus depending on the races of the alliance)

Cost: Depends solely on the races the alliance has.
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Postby Ozserf » Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:33 pm

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Re: Race idea.

Postby Joshua » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:44 pm

Name: British

They rule the largest empire in history. "The sun never sets on the British Empire".

Bonus: +10 starting regions.

Cost: Depends on number of regions conquered.
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Re: Race idea.

Postby Ratburntro44 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:59 pm

Name: Americans

Story: They are so fat that they each count as two people, but it hinders their fighting.

Bonus: +100% troops count and spawn. -100% attack and defense.

Cost: Free to anyone who wants these idiots.
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Re: Race idea.

Postby Vrighty » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:54 am

maybe you realize for yourself the boosts and deboosts are a bit extreem... btw as americans have -100% att and defence... it will mean they always roll 0.

some more sence in a balanced fight;)
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Re: Race idea.

Postby Ratburntro44 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:08 pm

Vrighty wrote:btw as americans have -100% att and defence... it will mean they always roll 0.


That's the point :lol:

Keep in mind I'm talking about the general American population, not the US Army.
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Re: Race idea.

Postby necrocat219 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:15 pm

Ratburntro44 wrote:
Vrighty wrote:btw as americans have -100% att and defence... it will mean they always roll 0.


That's the point :lol:

Keep in mind I'm talking about the general American population, not the US Army.


Lolz, I laughed so hard when I read your post on America :)
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Postby Ozserf » Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:52 pm

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Re: Race idea.

Postby Joshua » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:03 pm

I'm a tiny, weeny bit Portuguese, so:

Name: Portuguese.

Story: They like to ruin people's day.

Bonus: They always win, but never conquer any places. Useless really.

Cost: Free to guests and troll-faced people.
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Re: Race idea.

Postby Lopdo » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:36 pm

Name: French

Story: Everyone knows

Bonus: They start with "offer draw" turned on and they can't turn it off

Cost: Doesn't matter, no one likes them anyway
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