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[funky monkey]

I kill a rat infestation. Magves gives me the crown. I win!

[Ratburntro44]

But you missed one rat. I come out and infect you with the plague. You die. I die too, but I'm sent back to Earth because I'm too evil for the devil to endure. I win.

[furqi]

and then i nuke everyone and i win this game that isnt a game. yay go me

[Ratburntro44]

But you missed one rat. I come out and infect you with the plague. You die. I die too, but I'm sent back to Earth because I'm too evil for the devil to endure. I win.

[furqi]

fine in heaven, i get my halo that is over my head and use it as a weopon. this causes me to go to hell. but when u die again, i hop on ure back on the way back to earth.

[Ratburntro44]

I use my magical cookie to win.

[furqi]

cookies are unhealthy.

you die from obesity

[Ratburntro44]

I never said I ate it. Your argument is invalid. I win.

[furqi]

fine. well your argument is invalid about me dying. the only person who is dead is the person called "everybody"

[Ratburntro44]

eve·ry·bod·y   [ev-ree-bod-ee, -buhd-ee] Show IPA
pronoun
every person.

Your argument is invalid.