Vortex Wars

So, a new game walks into the forum and...

It says, here's how this works:
You say a joke, but don't finish it. The poster below you has to try to guess the punchline and post another unfinished joke. After someone has posted below you, go back and add a spoiler to your original post with the actual punchline. I'm hoping we get some hilariously messed up jokes going. Here's an example: (albeit a bad joke)

Poster 1: So, my mom dresses like my dad, and my dad dresses like my mom...
Poster 2: They are both men.
Why does the chicken cross the road?
(Poster 1 goes back and adds a spoiler to his original post saying "they're transparent.")
Poster 3: [Punchline]
[joke]
So on.

Try to keep side conversations to a minimum, if you have a suggestion, PM me.
I hope you understand the game, if not wait until a few people post to see how it goes. It is basically just telling jokes.
No cheating, and no saying, "I don't know," unless it is somehow the punchline.
I hope you all have fun! (If not, it was a bad idea and it will die, and there will be no point to try to revive it.)

I start,

Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
Cheater, here's the spoiler anyway:

Because it got pissed off!
(And no fair, yes I did a google search).


Now, new question:

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing internet site"?

because u cant catch it ( dont know if thats right )

y did that apple turnover

Because it saw the banana split.

Why couldn’t the monkey eat the banana?

This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!!

Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!!

See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.

Fangfallen wrote:

Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!!

See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.

whats wrong here?

mattie wrote:

Fangfallen wrote:

Akash wrote:This is extremely pleasant and better than average post...you shook posting it....thanks a ton for posting it...!! Awesome.....!!!

See kids, this is an example of why we don't do drugs.

whats wrong here?

Thus proving Fang's point....

I see no joke...

So a two guys walk into a bar... (What happens?)

I suspect a mild concussion, it depends, what was the point of contact when they walked into the bar?