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Ratburntro44'sRatburntro44 wrote:This is a continuation from
Ratburntro44 wrote:CTF game.
Okay, lets see a summary of what has happened so far:
1. Flag is trapped by huge butterfly net, then swarm of aliens brings it to Blissinged.
2. Robomajor uses flamethrower to light net and aliens on fire, then throws a magnet with glue on it onto the flag, attracting it to the magnet in his pocket.
3. Blissinged deactivates the magnets and destroys the defenses to get the flag.
4. Robomajor uses tazer to steal flag back.
5. Blissinged gives Robomajor drugs and steals the flag when he passes out.
6. Zane uses TNT to destroy the flag, then spawn steal it. He also acquires a monopoly on explosives.
7. Robomajor spawns to Zane's volcano, pushes him in, and steals the flag.
8. Lopdo makes a random comment.
9. It turns out the flag was a decoy and Zane still has the real one.
10. Robomajor drowns Zane in his own underwater base and steals the flag.
11. Zane uses Bruce Willis to kill Robomajor ad take the flag.
12. Robomajor sends Chuck Norris to steal the flag.
13. Zane sends a bounty hunter to bring Chuck Norris to Dr. Phil. Bruce Willis still has the flag.
14. Robomajor tranquilizes and kills Bruce Willis, then steals the flag.
15. Roronoa Zoro saves Bruce Willis.
16. Robomajor makes an irrelevant comment.
17. Fuzzyguy32 sneaks up and gets the flag.
18. Blissinged sneaks up, eats the flag, and runs.
19. Robomajor's poison kills him, so Robomajor takes the flag.
20. The remaining poison kills Robomajor, and Blissinged steals the flag back.
21. Robomajor shoots Blissinged and takes the flag
22. Zane makes a random comment
23. Robomajor makes a random comment
24. Norman Bates hires Bruce Campbell to use his boomstick to kill Bruce Willis. He somehow gets the flag.
25. Blissinged destroys the flag.
26. Fuzzyguy32 spawn steals the flag and has it guarded on Mt. Everest by people named Bruce.
27. Robomajor blows up Mt. Everest, the flag, and himself.
28. Zane uses Bruce Lee (resurrected) to take the flag.
29. Robomajor uses an army of Bruce Lee clones to take the flag. They rebel and make their own group with the real Bruce Lee.
30. Norman Bates uses Bruce Campbell and Beeker to resurrect Steve Irwin. The trio steals the flag for Norman.
31. Robomajor makes a random comment.
32. Norman Bates uses Beeker to destroy clone machine
33. Robomajor reveals cloning machine was cloned
34. Blissinged destroys everything but the flag, then takes the flag.
35. Ratburntro44 uses a lightsaber to steal the flag and hide it it a rice pudding at the bottom of a volcano.
36. The flag explodes on contact with the rice pudding, and Robomajor spawn steals it.
37. Millions of ants eat the flag, then Norman Bates spawn steals the flag and hides it in Antarctica.
38. Antarctica melts, a whale eats the flag, and Robomajor spawn steals it.
39. The flag is again eaten by ants, then Bruce Campbell revives Norman Bates, and the flag respawns in space.
40. Robomajor has aliens give the flag to him.
41. The government destroys the flag, the Pope gets it and sells it to Steve Irwin, working for Norman Bates. They watch Evil Dead II.
42. Robomajor recorded "The Ring" over Evil Dead II. This kills them.
43. It turns out they've been using the wrong flag. Ratburntro44 launches the heat immune flag into the sun.
44. Robomajor has the sun god stop it.
45. The flag creates a new universe where nobody named Bruce exists and it is at the center of a black hole.
46. Blissinged goes back in time to steal the flag.
47. Ratburntro44 uses awesome powers to build a new flag and make it THE flag.
48. Robomajor uses mind control to make Ratburntro44 give him the flag.
49. Ratburntro44 turns out to be a machine, so mind control doesn't work.
50. Robomajor reprograms Ratburntro44 to be under his control.
51. Norman Bates really reprograms Ratburntro44 and brings the flag to a moon of Jupiter.
52. Robomajor blows up Jupiter's moons. He then spawn steals the flag.
53. Norman Bates revealed the whole thing was a video game, and the flag is under control of indestructible Japanese wombats.
54. Blissinged makes an irrelevant post.
55. Norman Bates refutes Blissinged's post.
56. Skynet reboots and the wombats, who are terminators, give the flag to Ratburntro44.
57. Norman Bates destroys my robots and puts the flag under Illuminati guard.
58. Ratburntro44 goes back in time, kills John Connor, and makes his robots indestructible. This voids the previous post.
59. AlTerminator, Ratburntro44's other AI, steals the flag from him and hides it in the Death Star.
60. chess435 blows up the Death Star and creates a Indestructible Reflecting Omnicidal Cthulhu to guard the flag.
61. I turn the Cthulhu into a terminator. It gives the flag to me, which I place under guard of robots that can only be destroyed by abnormally large pieces of licorice.
62. Joshua defeats my robots and takes the flag. He fills the universe with his weapons.
63. Lopdo makes an irrelevant comment.
64. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
65. Lopdo makes an irrelevant comment.
66. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
67. Ratburntro44 breaks into the real universe (the old one was a simuation) and gets the flag.
68. Fangfallen makes an irrelevant comment.
69. Ratburntro44 refutes his comment.
70. Joshua gets random body parts to steal the flag from Ratburntro44.
71. Ratburntro44 eats a magical cookie to get te flag.
72. Joshua makes Ratburntro44 throw up so he can re-eat the cookie and get the flag.
73. chess435 makes an irrelevant comment
74. Joshua mind controls chess435 to guard the flag.
75. Ratburntro44 uses T-X powers to make chess435 take the flag.
76. Joshua temporarily surrenders.
77. Ratburntro44 temporarily gets victory at last.
78. Joshua blows up the universe, then spawn steals the flag in the new one.
79. Ratburntro44's magical cookie respawns, so he eats it and gets the flag.
80. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
81. Ratburntro44 refutes the previous post.
82. Joshua refutes that post
83. Ratburntro44 refutes that post
84. AlTerminator destroys Ratburntro44 and hides the flag in the new Death Star.
85. xrceus chucks a grenade at AlTerminator, steals the flag, and hides it in a hidden place.
86. Joshua claims he won.
87. Ratburntro44 refutes that claim.
88. Joshua makes a complicated post and claims he wins.
89. Norman Bates ignores that claim and gets a squid to retrieve the flag for him.
90. Joshua voids that because the flag is invisible.
91. Joshua double-posts saying that he still wins.
92. Ratburntro44 refutes that, using an Easy-Bake Oven to bake a new cookie and get the flag back.
93. Joshua had an Easy-Bake Oven behind his sofa.
94. Ratburntro44 makes the flag and Windows ME crash. He then uses Windows XP to get back the flag.
95. Joshua attempts to void Ratburntro44's post.
96. Ratburntro44 refutes the void.
97. Joshua turns back time and eats a flag cookie while he still can.
98. Ratburntro44 makes Joshua eat Skittles.
99. Joshua turns out to be the guy from the Skittles advert which still plays sometimes and so is not tempted by the Skittles.
100. Ditto.
101. Ditto.
102. Ratburntro44 makes Joshua autolose for triple posting.
103. Joshua files a complaint.
104. Ratburntro44 argues the complaint.
105. Joshua argues the argument.
106. Ratburntro44 gives in under one condition.
107. Joshua alters the compromise.
108. Ratburntro44 denies the compromise.
109. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
110. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
111. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
112. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
113. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
114. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
115. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
116. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
117. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
118. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
119. Joshua makes an irrelevant comment.
120. Ratburntro44 makes an irrelevant comment.
121. Norman Bates turns Joshua and Ratburntro44 into other people and does things with a magical dictionary.
122. Ratburntro44 uses a Time Warp Machine.
123. Norman Bates voids the post.
124. Ratburntro44 says Norman Bates is delusional from piss-drinking.
125. Norman Bates makes a delusional post because of his piss-drinking.
126. Ratburntro44 is Skynet.
127. Norman Bates voids the post.
128. Ratburntro44 says Norman Bates is delusional from piss-drinking.
129. Norman Bates makes a delusional post because of his piss-drinking.
130. Ratburntro44 uses a T-X to take the flag.
131. Norman Bates makes an irrelevant comment in indignation.
132. Xrceus intercepts the flag.
133. Ratburntro44 uses moderator hack to get the flag back.
134. Xrceus claims it was a decoy.
135. Ratburntro44 voids the post, but uses Mr. Green just in case.
136. Xrceus voids the void, but uses various Smilies to get back the flag just in case.
137. Ratburntro44 uses Kanye West.
138. ALTerminator makes a post but has it deleted/is banned.
139. Ratburntro44 quoted the post before it was deleted. He had found a loophole.
140. Joshua shoots ALTerminator.
141. DaGunner bombs Joshua.
142. Ratburntro44 voids the post, but becomes a ninja just in case.
143. DaGunner gets a bunny to mate with Ratburntro44's.
144. Ratburntro44 uses a Holy Hand Grenade to kill them. Nice reference.
145. Norman uses another, related reference to void his post by saying he counted to five instead of three.
146. DaGunner suffers torture in order to retrieve the flag.
147. Norman Bates voids the post.
148. Ratburntro44 uses Norman Bates' own guard against itself.
149. DaGunner calls a truce and quits.
150. Joshua shoots DaGunner and shoves his head in the mud because he is out of ideas.
151. Ratburntro44 still has the flag.
152. Vincent123 puts the flag in a safe.
153. Vyor teleports.
154. Ratburntro44 takes the flag from Vyor.
155. Vincent123 destroys the Universe.
156. Funky Monkey turns into the Universe.
157. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
158. Funky Monkey takes the flag while Vincent123 isn't looking.
159. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
160. BetaGen takes the flag to a flag convention.
161. Ratburntro44 takes all the United Nations flags and mixes them with the real one.
162. Techgump uses Vyor's teleporter and stuff.
163. BetaGen claims Techgump left it in the printing press.
164. Ratburntro44 draws and undraws with BetaGen.
165. BetaGen voids the post.
166. Funky Monkey jumps back a while to attempt a void.
167. Ratburntro44 voids the void.
168. Techgump resets the flag.
169. Ratburntro44 hacks Techgump's reset.
170. Mexxor-Dinair heads to Pluto with the flag.
171. Ratburntro44 blows up Pluto.
172. Funky Monkey gets the flag at the respawn.
173. Ratburntro44 cheekily gets there before Funky Monkey.
174. Mexxor-Dinair eats Ratburntro44
175. Ratburntro44 references Pearls Before Swine.
176. Mexxor-Dinair uses Arachnids to get the flag back.
177. Ratburntro44 uses Techgump.
178. Mexxor-Dinair uses Arachnids to get the flag back.
179. Ratburntro44 uses Stephen Pastis.
180. Mexxor-Dinair returns from hell.
181. Ratburntro44 references Pearls Before Swine.
182. Mexxor-Dinair uses more Races.
183. Ratburntro44 uses Magical Pony Powers.
184. Funky Monkey claims he wins.
185. Ratburntro44 refutes that claim rather angrily.
186. Funky Monkey makes an irrelevant comment.
187. Mexxor-Dinair answers the irrelevant comment.
188. Ratburntro44 confirms the irrelevant comment.
189. Furqi is incredibly racist to himself.
190. Ratburntro44 still has the flag.
191. Furqi falsely promises to edit the racist comment.
192. Ratburntro44 uses the flag to stab a shark.
193. Ozserf exchanges safe passage across the Atlantic Ocean for the flag.
194. Ratburntro44 turns into a rat.
195. Mexxor-Dinair is waiting on the shore.
196. Ratburntro44 bites Mexxor-Dinair.
197. Mexxor-Dinair uses more Races.
198. Ratburntro44 uses Mr. Rad.
199. Furqi uses cats.
200. Ratburntro44 claims that cats don't hunt him, he hunts cats.
201. Furqi uses an assassin.
202. Mexxor-Dinair sneaks up on them.
203. Ratburntro44 is rejected by the Devil.
204. Mexxor-Dinair voids the post.
205. Ratburntro44 kicks Mexxor-Dinair.
206. Mexxor-Dinair punches Ratburntro44.
207. Ratburntro44 waves at Mexxor-Dinair.
208. Furqi does the Hokey-Pokey.
209. Ratburntro44 claims copycats suck.
210. Mexxor-Dinair tries to share the flag with Ratburntro44.
211. Ratburntro44 accepts.
212. Mexxor-Dinair makes an irrelevant comment.
213. Vortex_Master makes a no-bake cookie.
214. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
215. Vortex_Master makes a bet.
216. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
217. Vortex_Master edits the bet.
218. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
219. Vortex_Master becomes an early representation of President Assad.
220. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
221. Vortex_Master becomes a more academic early representation of President Assad.
222. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
223. Vortex_Master knocks Ratburntro44 out with a frying pan.
224. Ratburntro44 voids the post. What an ass.
225. JeremyTheEmperor steals the flag.
226. Ratburntro44 claims it was a fake.
227. Vortex_Master claims to get the flag because of an acronym.
228. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
229. Vortex_Master voids the post.
230. Ratburntro44 returns to the beginning.
231. Vortex_Master uses a flamethrower.
232. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
233. Vortex_Master uses a tazer.
234. Ratburntro44 uses an untazer.
235. Vortex_Master drugs Ratburntro44.
236. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
237. JeremyTheEmperor uses a sniper.
238. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
239. Vortex_Master whacks Ratburntro44.
240. Ratburntro44 unwhacks himself.
241. Vortex_Master voids the post.
242. Ratburntro44 voids the void.
243. Vortex_Master unsteals the flag.
244. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
245. Vortex_Master dyes the flag teal.
246. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
247. Vortex_Masters voids the void.
248. Ratburntro44 voids the void that voided his void.
249. Ozserf bumps the topic.
250. Vortex_Master burns Ratburntro44's dictionary.
251. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
252. Vortex_Master pulls the ol' switcheroo.
253. Ratburntro44 burns it.
254. Buttermilk123 calls Superman.
255. Ratburntro44 uses kryptonite.
256. Vortex_Master hires and then kills a ninja.
257. Buttermilk123 asks nicely.
258. Vortex_Master asks nicely and then roundhouses Buttermilk123.
259. Buttermilk123 goes to the nuke store.
260. Ratburntro44 gives Buttermilk123 drugs.
261. Vortex_Master steals the flag.
262. Ratburntro44 claims it was a decoy.
263. JamesMighty's shadow steals the flag.
264. Ratburntro44 hides the flag in a rice pudding at the bottom of a volcano.
265. Vortex_Master eats the rice pudding and flag.
266. Ratburntro44 claims it was a decoy.
267. Vortex_Master grabs the flag from the Sun.
268. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
269. Vortex_Master voids the void.
270. Ratburntro44 uses a MEGALAZORZ.
271. Vortex_Master takes the flag.
272. JamesMighty uses a MEGALAZORZ.
273. Vortex_Master takes the flag.
274. Ratburntro44 uses a hyper-active squirrel-donkey.
275. Vortex_Master creates a vincible potion.
276. Ratburntro44 self-destructs.
277. Vortex_Master claims to know Ratburntro44's plans.
278. Ratburntro44 reveals he has been using old posts all along and uses spidey senses.
279. Buttermilk123 blows everyone up.
280. Vortex_Master voids the post.
281. Ratburntro44 voids the void.
282. Vortex_Master steals the flag.
283. Ratburntro44 pwns Vortex_Master's face.
284. Vortex_Master un-pwns it.
285. Ratburntro44 re-pwns it.
286. Vortex_Master re-un-pwns it.
287. Ratburntro44 swears loads and is censored by the EE chat censor. Don't ask.
288. Vortex_Master pwns Ratburntro44's ****
289. Ratburntro44 uses Mr. Green.
290. Vortex_Master uses Geek.
291. Ratburntro44 goes *Blammo* *Skidoosh*.
292. Vortex_Master takes Ratburntro44's gloves.
293. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
294. Buttermilk123 takes "it".
295. Ratburntro44 steals it.
296. Buttermilk124 steals it back.
297. Ratburntro44 steals it back.
298. Buttermilk123 steals it back really confusingly.
299. Ratburntro44 claims it is still his.
300. Buttermilk123 refutes this.
301. Ratburntro44 throws a lightsaber at Buttermilk123.
302. Joshua throws two lightsaberz at Ratburntro44.
303. Ratburntro44 eats the lightsabers and then regurgitates them into Joshua.
304. Joshua casually removes the lightsaberz and uses Bruce Willis' son, Brucey, to get the flag from Ratburntro44 by pretending to be the tickle monster.
305. Ratburntro44 uses cookie monster.
306. Joshua creates Chucky Norris.
307. Ratburntro44 uses Licorice.
308. Joshua makes Chucky Norris 2, who is invincible to Liquorice.
309. Ratburntro44 uses a candy necklace.
310. Joshua genetically modifies the laws of the Universe to suit Chucky Norris Mark III.
311. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
312. Joshua genetically modifies genetic modification.
313. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
314. Joshua genetically modifies the ability to void posts, rawr.
315. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
316. Joshua gives Ratburntro44 birthday beats.
317. Ratburntro44 gives Joshua birthday beats.
318. Joshua voids the post.
319. Ratburntro44 voids the void and punches Joshua.
320. Joshua voids the void that voided his void.
321. Ratburntro44 voids Joshua's face.
322. Joshua voids Ratburntro44's face.
323. Ratburntro44 eats a magical cooky.
324. Vortex_Master voids the post.
325. Ratburntro44 voids the void.
326. Vortex_Master eats a biscuit.
327. Ratburntro44 gets a biscuit from Vortex_Master.
328. Vortex_Master eats a bun.
329. Ratburntro44 punches Vortex_Master in the leg.
330. Vortex_Master gives Ratburntro44 the real flag.
331. Ratburntro44 realises it is a fake too.
332. Vortex_Master kills Ratburntro44's secret agent.
333. Ratburntro44 claims Vortex_Master really killed his own.
334. Vortex_Master hires OSO.
335. Ratburntro44 tricks Vortex_Master into kidnapping Mary Jane.
336. Joshua gives Ratburntro44 a pie-flavoured-pie.
337. Ratburntro44 gives Joshua a cake-flavoured-cake.
338. Joshua hires Mr. Green.
339. Ratburntro44 punks Joshua.
340. Joshua is annoyed at being punked and attempts to share the flag with Ratburntro44.
341. Ratburntro44 uses CE to get the flag.
342. AutumnWolf17 claims he wins.
343. Joshua refutes the claim and uses CE to destroy everyone.
345. Ratburntro44 also refutes AutumnWolf17's claim and uses WPE Pro to steal the flag.
346. AutumnWolf17 returns to King Of The Hill with the flag.
347. Ratburntro44 voids the post.
348. AutumnWolf17 asks to be ignored.
349. Ozserf also takes the flag for his hill.
350. Ratburntro44 claims Ozserf lost the flag by going bankrupt in King Of The Hill.
I use a HUGE BUTTERFLY NET to take the flag from Ratburntro44.
P.S: This took me ages to make. Even if it ends up with just me and Rat playing this, it shall not die once again.
