Vortex Wars

I am your brush.
You use me to paint.
You got to flush.
You are a saint.

You sit in a cart.
But you have color.
Everything you do is art.
You are like one person on the dollar.

You are a hero.
He is fresh.
He is a zero.
You feel his flesh.

Go easy on him.
He may report you.
His patience grows thin.
But then he just drives through.

The higher levels fall.
They hope for a treat.
To moderators they call.
All they meet is defeat.

They rule this year.
We try to not make them mad.
Sitting there drinking their beer.
Still they think all are bad.

I am back
Did you miss me?
My activity will lack
I've been holding my pee

Though I've been gone
For quite a while now
It's no use to moan
Let's have fun!

You are only here to moan.
But now you got a mission.
You fall like a stone.
Receive my transmission.

Answer my call.
Pick up the telephone.
Pick up the ball.
The signal goes through your bone.

I got a slice.
I wanna what moderating is.
I got a dice.
I want you to show me this.

I feel what this is.
I know you can introduce me.
I don't need to hear you hiss.
Let me see.

I got my big knife.
I got my big sword.
Protect your own life.
Don't say the wrong word.

I just need one swing.
And it will come to and end.
Accidentally use this thing.
But then I am your friend.

I am used to splat.
I am a sword.
I am not a cat.
You will never got bored.

But you are not fat.
You look like a grape.
You are like a bat.
But you can't escape.

It's in his laboratory.
We nedd something hot.
Let's build a purgatory.
Why would we not?

It will be full of fire.
It will be like a flame.
It will contain a burning desire.
It will never be the same.

You are acting strange.
You tried to get a kill.
Go sit on the bench.
Now it's time to chill.

I will never forget you.
But why are you doing this?
No matter what you do.
You will be burnt from the fire snakes hiss.